Goodbye! I am going far, far away! arr.
It was lovely talking to and seeing everyone. Fanks!!

I looked up everyone's pirate names, and here they are:

Alyson: Eric the Enforcer
Pamela: Hook-Handed Harrison
Robyn: Buckthorn Varlet
Marly: Otto the Peevish
Rakhi: Red Baldwin the Terrible
Eva: Captain Blade McSlain
me: Captain Cannibal


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I was so lazy today... I put my bra over my pajama shirt and put on a sweater. I got paid yesterday, so I took stefi out to breakfast this morning and we sat on her bed with our laptops and IM-ed each other. and i have "i wanna know" from Tarzan in french. It makes me want to run and hide. but i sent it to stefi, and we played it in almost unison ( Read more... )

Pamela wallowed at my house because the apartment people did not respond and I called her short. and then she threw half-eaten carrots in my hair, the beast ( Read more... )

I don't know why I am still updating, because tomorrow everyone will be here, but I have discovered a rather exciting recipe from the 50s for the fish taco party. It is Pepsi-cola cake with broiled peanut butter frosting! mmmmmm (mm, mm-mm, Mommy, mammy, momma, mommy, mummy, MGM, mom, mum, mammon, Mame, Mimi, maim, mama, meme, memo, mime, MIMD, ( Read more... )

nisha and I went up to the angeles crest highway at midnight to see the lights and I almost ran over a cop because we thought he was an axe murderer and we were trying to escape. And he looked very suspicious and actually checked the boot for dead bodies and for some reason I felt very guilty. I tend to act guilty whenever anyone accuses me of ( Read more... )

Yesterday and today were the princes of the universe. alyson and merle came over and we had terrifying skateboard rides from lela and then we clumb some trees and then we went to rite aid for an hour and ate ice cream and we went to merle's house and painted our toenails "mango" topped with "universe ( Read more... )

My mom just bought a new book. It is called Relax into Stretch by Pavel Tsatsouline, master of sports. This is the best ever. On the first page it just says ( Read more... )

Two glorious people walked into my work today and they were so happy and making up words and accents and they told me that they were Provakian. And then they said that Provakia was a third world apartment and would I like to become Provakian? and I said YES YES! and they said: you will have to paint your toenails gold and speak with a silly accent ( Read more... )

gaaahh. I will fix the background later. I am done with school! I have actually been done for a week, and I have done nothing. BUT I spent three days cleaning out my room and there are now twenty one trash bags sitting outside my door ( Read more... )