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[kingshacklebolt]

dear frank "spankypants" longbottom,

i'm sorry i "stole" your bird and you had to go gay.

fraternally,

kingsley "the king" shacklebolt

Comments

[futureauror]

NOT GAY THANKS.

Oh, and piss off.

[kingshacklebolt]

then why would you snog a bloke?

[futureauror]

Why would you snog a girl who is TAKEN? Dating one of your housemates no less.

[kingshacklebolt]

it was a terror snog! i thought we were all going to die!

i didn't know she was going to go for it, mate.

i'm sorry.