Once the bus goes [2 Mb/s], the bomb is armed. If it drops below [2 Mb/s], it blows up.

[kingsizd]

I am teh speed demon, the 2 Mb/s upgrade just kicked in today. Suck on that, Telecom, you bloated, monopolistic bastards! Stick it to the man. Yeah. Cool. Awesome. Uber...

So, what do I download first? I'm at a loss.

Comments

[chelseabun]

At first I thought that said, "Who do I download first?"

I was going to suggest that hot chick from Popular. You could test your connection by only downloading her eyebrows to start.

[kingsizd]

They are so perfectly arched, I'm not sure if my monitor can handle the delicious eyebrow-y goodness.

Hers are the eyebrows that launched a thousand tweezers.