On the twelfth day of Christmas,
kingtoast sent to me...
Twelve timbits drumming
Eleven penguins piping
Ten comics a-leaping
Nine alias dancing
Eight zebras a-backpacking
Seven bagels a-writing
Six sponges a-reading
Five ba-a-a-arenaked ladies
Four tim horton's
Three folk festivals
Two love poems
...and a sheep in a poetry.