KINK KINK BANG BANG
All right, here is the MAIN POST for the Kiss Kiss Bang Bang kink meme!
The rules are thus:
-ONE prompt per comment. It may contain any pairing you like, any kink you like, any prompt you like, as long as it's nothing intentionally offensive ( Read more... )
The rules are thus:
-ONE prompt per comment. It may contain any pairing you like, any kink you like, any prompt you like, as long as it's nothing intentionally offensive ( Read more... )
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“Then you want to stare at her mouth, like it’s too distracting and you can’t tear your eyes away.”
“Oh, oh! Like a car accident?”
“What the fuck is the matter with you? No, do not, under any circumstances, look at her mouth like it’s a car accident. How did you ever get laid without me? Do this, idiot.” Perry stared at Harry’s lips and then seemingly had to drag them to the man’s soft brown eyes. Once done he repeated the routine filling his expression with longing and desire each time. “Now you do it.” Harry tried, looking like he was experiencing a stroke in warp speed. Perry sighed heavily; this was going to take all night! “Now what you want to do is gently close the distance, never breaking eye contact. Then very softly, brush your lips gently over theirs.” He noticed Harry’s body stiffen at this. “We can stop anytime, Chief ( ... )
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Not by the look of this! This is wonderful so far!
I've never heard "Christ on a Vespa" before. I'm going to have images of JC riding a scooter, cross slung over his shoulder, saying "ciao" running through my head all day.
Oh, and remember please: some of us are school teachers. Abuse of childrens songs and rhymes are dangerous!
Anyway...
Please, may we have some more?
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“Okay, now you pull back and gaze at them again. Like you didn’t expect their lips to be quite that soft.” He really hadn’t. “Or that they’d fit so well against you.” Like a glove really. “Or how badly you’d want to do it again.” Christ no, he hadn’t expected that at all. “Okay, your go. Remember to close the gap slowly. Slower. No, faster than that. Seriously, I’ve seen continents drift apart faster than this, Harry. OOMPH!” Harry’s face smacked into his and Perry’s nose and teeth were painfully bashed in the process. “You idiot! Who taught you to kiss last time? Ike Turner?” Harry pulled back and began staring at Perry in an expression of pure terror. “What? Harry what is it? Christ! I knew ( ... )
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Must have moar.
lol I was going to try this prompt, but I'm glad you did it instead. I'm not nearly that funny.
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Thank you!
Oh, and finished. I write ridiculously fast. I swear my hand now looks like a claw!
(ps, I love your fills!)
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