i'm el boredo and thought i'd tell you guys a fun lil story about my retard cousin ( Read more... )

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welp my new years day ended with a smash. i thought my dragon died, but she was only sleeping lol so false alarm. i was freakin smooth out! i had my brother all panicy. brandon came and picked me up from work today and we rented tons of movies. the only ones we got around to watching were napoleon dynamite, dodgeball (again), and shaun of the dead ( Read more... )

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wow something went very wrong witht hat last one.. my bad

I am the Rake

A woman never quite feels desired and appreciated enough. She wants attention, but a man is too often distracted and unresponsive. The Rake is a great female fantasy-figure - when he desires a woman, brief though that moment may be, he will go to the ends of the earth for ( Read more... )

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1). YOUR PORN STAR NAME - (NAME OF FIRST PET + STREET YOU LIVE ON):
Sable Railroad

2). YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME - (GRANDFATHER'S/MOTHER'S FIRST NAME + FAVORITE SNACK FOOD):
Kathrine Twizzlers

3). YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME - (FIRST WORD YOU SEE ON YOUR LEFT + FAVORITE RESTAURANT):
Oil Pickled Okra

4). YOUR FORIEGN NAME - (FAVORITE SPICE GIRL + LAST ( Read more... )

I'm now so overly thrilled with my lj's layout! woohoo!