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[kinklez]

i hate when edward goes to work at night because there's just so many fucking. drunk people outside and they scare me. and i have to walk by them all alone when i come home from dropping edward off and i'm scared they're going to try and talk to me or something and i'm scared that they'll knock on my door at 2 in the morning and scare the shit out

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[spamela]

just go out there and join them

or yell out the window "IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'M GOING TO SLICE YOU FROM ASSHOLE TO APPETITE!!!" that should work.

[lolshaz]

why can't you just make an anonymous call to the police!!!!!

n pretend you're from a different building or whatever n be like 'the people in the building across from me are in a drunken brawl!!!! i'm worried for their safety!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

and then maybe the police will come to see if anyone is hurt and make them stfu.

i'd do it!

[lolshaz]

ps where's tessa

[kinklez]

she and zach were staying at my momma's house over the weekend.

[kinklez]

because i'm scared of the cops too they'll be like

"OH MY GOD. WE JUST HAD A MURDER CALLED IN AND YOU'RE BOTHERING US WITH DRUNK COLLEGE KIDS. DRUNK. COLLEGE KIDS. DO YOU KNOW HOW COMMON THAT IS? *I* WAS A DRUNK COLLEGE KID. FUCKING PRUDE."