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i was just reliving this conversation edward and i had together and i thought i'd share it with everyone.
kaity: wut r u doin lol
Edward: well not much now you know mom said i had to take out the garbage today and i was all i'm a grown man i dont have time i have a life and shes all but son it's piling up it'll take two seconds and i'm all i have to check my email mom geez
kaity: parents huh
Edward: yeah parents i mean whats there deal u know
kaity: yeah i know but im sure she cares about u if she didnt she wouldnt have given birth and stuff lol
Edward: i guess your right its just you can care and get out of my way at the same time you know
kaity: well yeah sure igues s but still she cares
kaity: i do 2 u no lol
Edward: you do since when
kaity: maybe a month a go or something *blushes*
Edward: i didnt know that why didnt you tell me afraid ill freak out? lol
kaity: yaeh somethin like that
Edward: but were buds we haev been for a while there wouldnt be any awkward things like that rofl
kaity: well i didnt know i mean but do you care about me or anything? i told my friends i was going to ask eventually but i didnt expect it to be today lol maybe its the hunter in me lol
Edward: i hunt can i be in you
kaity: lol sure lol anytime comparde
Edward: ur not an indian giver are you i dont like teasing ;)
kaity: indian wut
Edward: indian giver you know a person who gives somethiing and takes it back
kaity: oh no when i give something it stays given i'm always like i'm not going to take this back, you know in casual conversation
Edward: thats good to here haha
kaity: did i make it awkward or somethin lol
Edward: no of course not what makes you think that
kaity: i guess i just feel that way and it makes it seem like your mad that i like you or somethin
Edward: im not mad okay just relax
kaity: u r mad >< i knew it
Edward: im not mad okay i just have to snap sometimes you think you bother me and you dont and i dont like it okay
kaity: okies srry i wont do it anymore lol
Edward: its okay just sometimes i get really forceful and its like i c ant control my emotions you know its not your fault im just a bad guy
kaity: your not a bad guy its just you have emotions and i like that just as long as your emotions dont make black eyes on my face
Edward: i would never hit you why did you say that!
kaity: i dont know i was just wondering if you were that type a guy or wut but i guess ur not
Edward: i dont believe in hitting on women unless its my thighs pounding theres you know
kaity: yeah i know lol you can beat me anytime
Edward: i thought you didnt wnt me hitting you make up your mind o.O
kaity: no i meant like in the sexual way you said lol
Edward: what
kaity: The first indication of physical violence was your overactive temper, which I promptly confronted you with. You denied said deficiency and went on to apply sexual innuendo to relieve the stress of the situation. This is the cut-off point of the conversation thus far. I said, "kaity: yeah i know lol you can beat me anytime" indicating my willingness to particpate in a sexual activity with you since you implied that you were more than happy to beat the inner thighs of a woman as you aggressively rammed her vagina with your penis.
Edward: oh ok lol i understand i think i can come over tonight if you want
kaity: that sounds nice lol when
Edward: prolly in like thirty minutes lol
kaity: okk i have to clean up first lol messy lol so im going to go
Edward: okies bye
kaity: buy
edward doesn't really hunt, guys. don't judge him.
kaity: wut r u doin lol
Edward: well not much now you know mom said i had to take out the garbage today and i was all i'm a grown man i dont have time i have a life and shes all but son it's piling up it'll take two seconds and i'm all i have to check my email mom geez
kaity: parents huh
Edward: yeah parents i mean whats there deal u know
kaity: yeah i know but im sure she cares about u if she didnt she wouldnt have given birth and stuff lol
Edward: i guess your right its just you can care and get out of my way at the same time you know
kaity: well yeah sure igues s but still she cares
kaity: i do 2 u no lol
Edward: you do since when
kaity: maybe a month a go or something *blushes*
Edward: i didnt know that why didnt you tell me afraid ill freak out? lol
kaity: yaeh somethin like that
Edward: but were buds we haev been for a while there wouldnt be any awkward things like that rofl
kaity: well i didnt know i mean but do you care about me or anything? i told my friends i was going to ask eventually but i didnt expect it to be today lol maybe its the hunter in me lol
Edward: i hunt can i be in you
kaity: lol sure lol anytime comparde
Edward: ur not an indian giver are you i dont like teasing ;)
kaity: indian wut
Edward: indian giver you know a person who gives somethiing and takes it back
kaity: oh no when i give something it stays given i'm always like i'm not going to take this back, you know in casual conversation
Edward: thats good to here haha
kaity: did i make it awkward or somethin lol
Edward: no of course not what makes you think that
kaity: i guess i just feel that way and it makes it seem like your mad that i like you or somethin
Edward: im not mad okay just relax
kaity: u r mad >< i knew it
Edward: im not mad okay i just have to snap sometimes you think you bother me and you dont and i dont like it okay
kaity: okies srry i wont do it anymore lol
Edward: its okay just sometimes i get really forceful and its like i c ant control my emotions you know its not your fault im just a bad guy
kaity: your not a bad guy its just you have emotions and i like that just as long as your emotions dont make black eyes on my face
Edward: i would never hit you why did you say that!
kaity: i dont know i was just wondering if you were that type a guy or wut but i guess ur not
Edward: i dont believe in hitting on women unless its my thighs pounding theres you know
kaity: yeah i know lol you can beat me anytime
Edward: i thought you didnt wnt me hitting you make up your mind o.O
kaity: no i meant like in the sexual way you said lol
Edward: what
kaity: The first indication of physical violence was your overactive temper, which I promptly confronted you with. You denied said deficiency and went on to apply sexual innuendo to relieve the stress of the situation. This is the cut-off point of the conversation thus far. I said, "kaity: yeah i know lol you can beat me anytime" indicating my willingness to particpate in a sexual activity with you since you implied that you were more than happy to beat the inner thighs of a woman as you aggressively rammed her vagina with your penis.
Edward: oh ok lol i understand i think i can come over tonight if you want
kaity: that sounds nice lol when
Edward: prolly in like thirty minutes lol
kaity: okk i have to clean up first lol messy lol so im going to go
Edward: okies bye
kaity: buy
edward doesn't really hunt, guys. don't judge him.