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Apr 13, 2011 21:52

With 22 regular posts under our belts, Kink Me! Merlin has developed several flavors and styles. These have inspired some of you to create works without a specific prompt in mind. But what do you do if you still want to post to the meme?

Finally, we have an answer for you: post it here as a treat for everyone!

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Merlin is a Chair anonymous June 14 2011, 19:11:58 UTC
Arthur/Merlin: An evil witch turns Merlin into a chair. Arthur sits on him. Objectification, transformation-into-inanimate-object kink.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 1/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:13:21 UTC
A/N: I'm pretty sure there's at least a few people who will guess who I am just from the title. If I am correct, please don't give me away, guys. xD I've been sitting on this for AGES.

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Merlin was a chair at present.

It really wasn’t his fault. Because when he found it which one of the servants it was who was secretly a witch and had tried to kill Arthur two weeks ago and had got away, then it was only natural that he should confront her, right?

Unfortunately for him, though, she had mastered the art of turning people into inanimate objects, such as chairs and other items of furniture. So now Merlin was a little red velvet and mahogony arm chair in Arthur’s room.

He’d tried to turn himself back, but he didn’t have a mouth, which made things tricky, and just willing it to happen didn’t do any good.

But it wasn’t all that bad. He could feel that it wasn’t permanent. A week, tops. Of course, he might go insane in that time, but he tried not to dwell on that ( ... )

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 2/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:14:32 UTC
On the plus side, evidently Merlin was a very comfy chair. Arthur sat in him quite a lot. He ate dinner sitting in him that night, and breakfast the next morning. Merlin found that he was growing very well acquainted with the sensation of Arthur’s buttocks pressed up against his lap ( ... )

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 3/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:15:40 UTC
That night, Merlin was treated to the delightful sight of Arthur wandering around naked after his bath. It would appear that this was something he enjoyed doing when Merlin wasn’t around offering him towels and bantering ( ... )

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 4/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:17:17 UTC
That night was the third time he was forced to listen to Arthur moan his name as he moved against him, rolled his hips in little circles and thrust up. He couldn’t help but picture what Arthur looked like from the front. He could tell from the sounds he made that Arthur was really, really enjoying himself. When his foot brushed up against Merlin’s leg, his toes were curled back on themselves ( ... )

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:18:26 UTC
For a moment it was sweet and happy with just the right amount of tongue. But then Merlin shoved his hand down the front of Arthur’s breeches and gave him a good squeeze. Arthur pulled back with an alarmed groan. “What - what are you doing ( ... )

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:31:53 UTC
ILU, anon. I squealed in delight when I saw the summary (what a great set-upt!), and cheeky!chair Merlin certainly was a delight. :D

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:32:54 UTC
*set-up, even.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 13:40:39 UTC
Thank you! :3

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 14 2011, 19:57:35 UTC
LMFAO. You, my friend, are a genius.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 13:41:21 UTC
Thank you! :D

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 04:46:44 UTC
I laughed all the way through this. Good show!

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 13:45:56 UTC
Thank you, glad to hear it.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 brunettepet June 15 2011, 13:16:22 UTC
This was hilarious and sexy. Merlin's frustration and his attempts to glare and sulky moving about in Arthur's chambers had me laughing and I love that Arthur was totally unaware that his new chair was moving on its own. That chair certainly got a workout.

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 13:46:59 UTC
Thank you! Glad to hear it's not just me who finds it sexy. XD

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Re: Merlin is a Chair 5/5 anonymous June 15 2011, 21:51:56 UTC
This is adorable. I love chair!Merlin. I think he would be very comfortable to sit on, and I'm glad Arthur did...and other things. IDK, "Arthur sat in Merlin" is hilarious and hot at the same time.

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