OMG FEMALE THINGS + explanation for yesterday

[kinkme]

I got fitted for bras (I am now 34G. No, that isn't weight, apparently, but nghhh my back feels so much better now *is a puddle of happy goo*) at Ann Summers (because sex shops always have sexy clothes for large tops and thin middles) and there was a woman shopping for vibrators (which is fine) with her husband/boyfriend (which is also fine) and a

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[kinkme]

I'm back in Birmingham until the semester starts again (asdfghjk hate this place) so I have to take what I can get. And the Ann Summers people are nice and now I have pretty bras that aren't breaking my spine (I had been wearing DDs >.<)

WHAT THE HELL IS A WALKING FOOT because I am having bad images.

[kinkme]

WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT THING DOES IT WANT TO EAT ME. Jesus, sowing is weird :/

I'm not sure when we're going back atm because STUDENT HOUSE etc but yeah totally ^.^

[ljismahname]

Oh hey I'm a 34G as well! As a fellow heavy top/thin middle I have to special order bras from England because apparently here in America they hate everyone with anything bigger than DD? Which is pretty weird considering I live in the Land of Plastic Surgery. I hadn't thought of going to a sex shop though hmmm....

AND WHO BRINGS THEIR CHILD INTO A SEX SHOP!? THAT IS A DISTURBING IMAGE THAT I WANT OUT OF MY BRAIN NOW.

[kinkme]

*Back problems high five*

Sex shops are usually catered for MASSIVE FAKE BEWBS so it's practically a novelty to supply to homegrown largeness.

But also, dildos. EVERYWHERE.

AND SMALL CHILDREN OMG I mean, it's more a "women's lingerie and accessories" than "porn place" so I could possibly understand bringing your kid in to by underwear, but this woman was testing the feel of the vibrators with her son RIGHT THERE jssfahjshfkahj PEOPLE

[kinkme]

It has a front end and a half divider, but the "LOL HEN PARTY" stuff is in full view, and you don't need to get through a door, rather just walk to the back.

[kinkme]

He was happy but I was doing a pretty good version of the D: face IRL.

I'm fine with vibrators, I'm fine with children, but NOT COMBINED.

It's not so much a sex shop as a "women's lingerie and accessories thing and we used to run into other stores and poke the wobbly things when we were kids, so I don't think they care ^.^

[secretshipper]

THE KID WAS PLAYING WITH THE VIBRATORS OMFG

LIKE FULL ON "MUMMY, CAN I HAVE A GELLY RABBIT? IT TICKLES! :D"

Holy Christ that is just wrong.

D: D: D: D:

[kinkme]

I KNOWWWWW

I felt so sorry for the kid. I wanted to steal him and set him free in the wild to give him a better chance.

seriously, Birmingham. Why are you so full of bad parenting? CARE FOR YOUR OFFSPRING.

[kirke_novak]

I'm not surprised Chulu got wanked on, I mean, for the love of Scotty, who wouldn't want to wank on them! *rimshot*

[echoinautumn]

It took me a second for the pun to sit in, but I THINK I LIKE THIS VIEW OF WANK.