I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue...

[kinky_63]

Oh I am a total disaster aren't I.

No alcohol this week.

Comments

[katezinha]

Oh I should be put down. Luckily I found him later and started rambling about cheese or something. He looked scared. Met his friend Sav. I resisted the urge to ask him if his full name was Savlon. Sav was 23 yesterday.

That made me belly laugh.

Bless you and your nutty Saturday nights. I want your life mmkay? :)

[kinky_63]

Mmkay. After Kerrang I will take you to the pub!

[flaxenescapee]

Why do they call you Avril? O_o

[kinky_63]

Apparently I look like her. I was also dressing like she does before she came along and made it wank.

[flaxenescapee]

I can think of worse people to look like. She might be a poseur extraordinaire, but she's hawt. ;P

[kinky_63]

That is a fair point. It's just a shame she's a wanker.

[civicboy]

'Oh excuse me, I just have to say something. YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD. Glad I got that off my chest. Friends?'

Ouch! Are you friends??

[kinky_63]

Yup. If I'm gonna say something I'll say it. No boy upsets me without knowing about it.

[simondrake]

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[kinky_63]

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[star_69]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I LOVE...

STUFF.