Laura Bush's pussy tasting like lysol... Hmmm *ponders* what if this thing runs in the family. Would that mean that George Bush tastes like... *shudders* Okay, Lets NOT go there... Hmm, trying not to be rude, and I am muchos sorry if I upset you, but Mike sounds like a dick. Get rid of him. That is so unfair he takes his shit out on you. You are worth alot more than being someone's stressball/punchbag. Don't you dare feel lonely, I may be a stranger to you, but I can be a friend :)
Hey Kate! It's Yogi. I thought of you today, because for God knows what bizarre reason we're actually watching Into the Woods in my lit class. I had to use every ounce of willpower to keep from shrieking, "He's SINGING to a COW! Why are we watching a movie where people SING TO COWS?????"
yeah... thought I'd share, hehe. 'Twas good to see you last weekend. Peace
just because you embrace your violent tendancies the rest of don't have to. SO NO CATTLE PRODING. We need those cows to be theraputic with...and besides if you prod all the cows where does that leave bored, drunk, teenage boys in the middle of the night in a pasture? WITH NOTHING TO TIP OVER THAT'S WHAT!
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*shudders* Okay, Lets NOT go there...
Hmm, trying not to be rude, and I am muchos sorry if I upset you, but Mike sounds like a dick. Get rid of him. That is so unfair he takes his shit out on you. You are worth alot more than being someone's stressball/punchbag.
Don't you dare feel lonely, I may be a stranger to you, but I can be a friend :)
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yeah... thought I'd share, hehe. 'Twas good to see you last weekend. Peace
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*mumble mumble mumble* ... now where did I put that cattle prod? ... *mumble mumble*
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and this is failing so fuck it...
Chickens are cool...
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