Condensed Detective Conan part 1!
Condensed Detective Conan
Shinichi: There is only one truth. You are the murderer!
Murderer: aw dang, now I have to go to jail.
Megure: Yay Kudo-kun! There’s nothing you can’t do! The Police is nothing with out you!
Shinichi: Oh, it was nothing.
-the next day-
Shinichi: I’m so cool!
Ran: *hits him with her bag* Quit being conceited.
Shinichi: Aw, Ran, you know I’m great.
Ran: You better take me on our not!date tomorrow. You promised!
Shinichi: Yeah, yeah, I remember… >.>; *rants about Holmes*
-the day IT happens-
Shinichi: And then Holmes did this, and then that, and then he did this also and also the turned around and did this. He could even play the violin
Ran: … *is annoyed*
*a murder happens*
Police officer: It was the girlfriend.
Girlfriend : No it wasn’t!
Suspects: Yes it was! D<
Shinichi: no it wasn’t! *Rants about who it was and reveals it was the ex!girlfriend*
-later that day-
Ran: That was so sad! *Cries*
Shinichi: don’t let it effect you it best to forget!
Vodka: *rushes past tottaly NOT suspiciously*
Shinichi: It’s that guy! *follows him*
Vodka: I’m black mailin’ you company! Give me the monies and youz can have dis here tape.
Victim: Oh noes! Black mail! *pays*
Shinichi: GASP! A black mail!? *snaps pictures*
Gin: I don’t think so brat! *hits him upside the head*
Shinichi: *is knocked out*
Vodka: ZOMG! He followed me? Let’s kill him >D *pulls out gun*
Gin: T__T idiot. There are cops still about. I know! Lets poison him with THIS! *dramatic music as he pulls out the Apotoxin* It’s never been tested on HUMANS before! There’s no way he’ll survive! *stuffs it in Shinichi’s mouth and makes him swallow* Goodbye Detective! *leaves hurriedly with Vodka*
Shinichi: slkdfjaslkdfvksjfd pain… lots of pain… bones melting… *survives*
-some undetermined amount of time later-
Police officer: There’s a little boy here! OMG! Are you okay little boy?!
Shinichi: …eh?
Shinichi: There is only one truth. You are the murderer!
Murderer: aw dang, now I have to go to jail.
Megure: Yay Kudo-kun! There’s nothing you can’t do! The Police is nothing with out you!
Shinichi: Oh, it was nothing.
-the next day-
Shinichi: I’m so cool!
Ran: *hits him with her bag* Quit being conceited.
Shinichi: Aw, Ran, you know I’m great.
Ran: You better take me on our not!date tomorrow. You promised!
Shinichi: Yeah, yeah, I remember… >.>; *rants about Holmes*
-the day IT happens-
Shinichi: And then Holmes did this, and then that, and then he did this also and also the turned around and did this. He could even play the violin
Ran: … *is annoyed*
*a murder happens*
Police officer: It was the girlfriend.
Girlfriend : No it wasn’t!
Suspects: Yes it was! D<
Shinichi: no it wasn’t! *Rants about who it was and reveals it was the ex!girlfriend*
-later that day-
Ran: That was so sad! *Cries*
Shinichi: don’t let it effect you it best to forget!
Vodka: *rushes past tottaly NOT suspiciously*
Shinichi: It’s that guy! *follows him*
Vodka: I’m black mailin’ you company! Give me the monies and youz can have dis here tape.
Victim: Oh noes! Black mail! *pays*
Shinichi: GASP! A black mail!? *snaps pictures*
Gin: I don’t think so brat! *hits him upside the head*
Shinichi: *is knocked out*
Vodka: ZOMG! He followed me? Let’s kill him >D *pulls out gun*
Gin: T__T idiot. There are cops still about. I know! Lets poison him with THIS! *dramatic music as he pulls out the Apotoxin* It’s never been tested on HUMANS before! There’s no way he’ll survive! *stuffs it in Shinichi’s mouth and makes him swallow* Goodbye Detective! *leaves hurriedly with Vodka*
Shinichi: slkdfjaslkdfvksjfd pain… lots of pain… bones melting… *survives*
-some undetermined amount of time later-
Police officer: There’s a little boy here! OMG! Are you okay little boy?!
Shinichi: …eh?