"Knowwhatimean?"

And i actually have cookies now, too. Chips Ahoy. Your choice between chewy and regular. Fuck yah, baby.

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English
20% Upper Midwestern
5% Midwestern
5% Yankee
0% Dixie

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

i bet you theresas gonna have some goddamn dixie.. "yall"... no you bite me buttface

i love you, theresa

and PS
Your Boobies' Names Are: Bambi and Thumper

Get your own Boobie Names
and to ( Read more... )

"We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open ( Read more... )

"If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates."

A - "How much do you want for the golden goose?"
B - "They're not for sale."
A - "Name your price."
B - "She can't have one."
C - "Who says I can't?"
B - "The man with the funny hat."

NAME THAT MOVIE! and no cheating.

"I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you - kisses that I thought were special because of your lips and your smile and all your color and life. I used to think that was the real you, when you smiled. But now I know you don't mean any of it. You just save it for all your songs. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight ( Read more... )

E-DRAMA, E-DRAMA, E-DRAMA!!! i can barely read it, for it hurts my sensitive eyes!!!

i have pink shoes.

I don't expect I'll be making many more LJ entries. Just because of the fact I've been coming to realize over the past year how stupid and gay online journals are. It gives others an output to do their bitching to everyone else in an attempt to avoid confrontation with the person that they're reall upset at. And I'm tired of dealing with people ( Read more... )

and the shit just keeps coming

i am feeling really good right now.  i havent felt this good in a while.  its a very pleasant feeling.  i had a great day, not one thing went wrong (which is absolutely amazing).  i met some really great people, and crazily enough, they actually relate to me on some levels that a lot of people dont.  its a new experience for me, and im really ( Read more... )

this is the end for the moment, my friends. i thank you all for being a wonderful audience.

*bows out*