The Holiday Season Begins...

[kique]

This morning my father decorated our yard for Christmas.  He put up a huge inflatable snowman in front of our hedges.  In what could only foreshadow his mental decline, he wrapped the snowman’s scarf not around its neck, but around the top of its head, like a bandana.  Apparently it’s still like this, signifying

Comments

[blimeyzawn1]

This sounds like my family decorating sessions.

My mom always ends up screaming, "We are going to have a HAPPY Christmas and everyone is going to fucking get along and you are going to ENJOY IT!!!"

Gotta love family.

[we2rstardust]

(I love how my parents passively participate in that old school patriarchal system).

lol!!!

and i HATE 94.9!!!! HATE HATE HATE!!! how they dont go insane working there i will never know!!