After sailing returning to the Carribean from the land of Physics , Lija began complaining it was too warm, and she missed the cold. Lija, who grew up in northern scotland, loved the blistery winds and icy weather of her homeland. The rest of the crew thought she was crazy, but didnt say anything. They didnt want to get on her bad side.. they ( Read more... )

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Hmmm...I wish to change the mood of this ship's log...by telling a story of the great adventures of the Scabberous Dog ( Read more... )

Sooo.... this entry in the ships log is mainly directed at a certain filth who dares to associate himself with our infamous band of pirates.....i am enraged at the thought you claim you LET me win our duel over the bow sprit...well, just to let you know, i was not even giving that skirmish a thousandth of my skill or concentration...me thinks you ( Read more... )

The Story of Kirabeard Pirate ( Read more... )

Me thinks you need to know the background of this story. Me 'n my sister, Kirabeard, are two of the fearsomest pirates on the ocean!!! (well, not really fearsome, but piratey) Kirabeard is the captain of the ship, the Scabberous Dog, and I am her firstmate. Yarr...well, i feel a storm brewing. I will be needed topside to furl the sails. Good ( Read more... )