The Adventures of Mary Sue, Restarted

[kiralademaus]

I was never overly pleased with how wordy the complete original beginning of Mary Sue's story went, so I'm editing it here for length. I think I got too wordy too quickly. But I'm hiding it behind one lj-cut so you can skip it if you like, and move on to the new installment (and hopefully I won't feel the need to rewrite any more! But if something

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[trevel]

The Captain's eyes narrowed, watching the screen. He stood up, slowly, his eyes not leaving the illusionary eyes of his opponent.

"Fire. All. Phasers." he said.

"What, even the hand phasers?" replied his first officer. "And we've got extras in the armory..."

"If it's all the same to everyone," said Wil, "I'm going to be in my lead bunker in case anyone says... "

"FIRE AT WILL!" said the Captain. Everyone except Mary Sue turned and fired their hand-phasers at .. yes, at Wil.

"Oh great," said Lieutenant Mary Sue. "The writer is a comedian."

She ducked just in time to avoid the pie. Blueberry, it was.

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Jesus: "You ask if I am the messiah, but I am not. I am not your last hope -- there is another..." His hand rested on Mary Sue's back, and she stood up. Judas looked hopeful, as his 'betrayal with a kiss' plan suddenly got a lot more interesting.

"Okay, no. I'm not doing this." said Mary Sue

"But..." started Yogi, the Disciple That Jesus And Mary Sue Loved.

"NO." She shrugged off Jesus's arm again. "I've starred in Pirates of the Carribean. I've saved the world from practically everything that could possibly threaten it. I've out-governessed Mary Poppins, out-flown Peter Pan, and out-time-lorded Doctors three through eleven. I'm not doing religious fan fic. No way."

"But..." said Peter, who had a crush on Mary Sue.

"NO."