Why does everyone call me Asain god damn it?!

Get right up to his ass like a faggot Alvera.
-Me

Let's beat Thompson to prove we have bigger cocks.
-Me

Bitch, follow me before I shove my size 9 shoe up your ass.
-David "Ladiesman, G Money, Killa" Guinart

OH NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA!!!
-CSM Thomas

Black people are so crazy.

So I'm like the sexiest kid alive
...
I know
...
I'd be jealous too.

I smell like gasoline, fire, AXE, and burnt clothing/hair...It was rad.

So I won Best Drilled Platoon, Commendation, and Best Trainer. I now have 9 medels!!!

And I made it into the cult...Honor of the Eagle.

I kick ass sea bass!

What are you going to do?
Kill her?

The boundaries of your mortality
are the only remorse you'll be shown.
I arrive unwritten to blacken the work of your lord.
Your God, so feeble, allowed for this end to be born.
Your God, so feeble, crushed beneath my wrath.

To die, trampled neath our wrath.
To fall, as heaven shall.

New Idols

I love how we talk at lunch.
And I don't mean you Ruben.
:-D

She is sleeping in my lap and I think that we already love each other.
:-D
<3

I'm so cool I wear suits were I go.

BIATCH