So the night started out with me looking like this:
Note the tragic roots, the dubious expression, the MASSIVE VOLUME OF HAIR on the sides of my face. I will say, if you have an issue with thin hair 1) I'm almost jealous of you, and 2) h-have you considered getting a double-process? Because that'll fix it. SO THICK. TOO MUCH.
So then this happened:
SO MUCH HAIR.
And the end result:
YES I KNOW I KNOW. As the MG said, "you just spent all that time growing it out!" WHATEVER, LIFE IS SHORT AND SO IS MY HAIR.