What would you do with 100 dildos?

http://www.100dildos.com/index_main.asp

The State of The Union Address (slightly remixed).
lawl

oh internet, when will you stop amusing me? XD

so i hit a deer whilst driving sven to his home. like, down the street from his house. it was just like, "shit!" *brakes* *thump* *flip* "fuck!" except really fast. i totally forgot the procedure for "what to do after ramming your car into a deer", but i knew it involved reporting it to the local authorities. as sven's house was, like i said, quite ( Read more... )

according to MyHeritage.com's face recognition software, i look 71% like Dustin Hoffman. what do you think?


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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Stop being a productive member of society.

Get your resolution here

Stop mocking me random generated text thingies!!! T.T

Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63% Stability |||||||||||||| 60% Orderliness |||||||||||| 46% Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70% Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70% Mystical |||||||||||| 43% Artistic |||||||||| 36% Religious || 10% Hedonism |||||| 23 ( Read more... )

Holy Fuck! This guy is ridiculous!!! >_

have you ever discovered something that makes you question human existence? well, i just happened upon something which had this effect. on the internet, no less.

browsing one of the many "link sites" that i go to, when something caught my eye:  "Sex Appeal In A Bottle?
Real Pheromone reviews of which ones actually work, and which don't do anything! ( Read more... )

Just incase you were foolish enough to attempt it!
linkage!
(yes, this is the article I may have told some of you about.)

Cheers! ^_^