Dear Mr. Kelly-

[kirbyzero]

"We regret to inform you that you have not been accepted as a member of the Michigan
Marching Band for this season. Your playing performance was below the standard for the
number of members we could take on your instrument this year."

Damnit.

Comments

[singwithbigfoot]

Shucks, you'll never find something else to do in your free time in that ghost town of Ann Arbor.

[cloudytears]

Ouch, what a rude rejection letter.

[goestoeleven]

That means more time for partay-ing with Nate.

[anonymous]

Dan, I'm really sorry.
we'll have to just rock those football stands on our own w/ cheering!
I guarantee you'll find other things to do--(and if not you have a pretty sweet friend at Baits to chill w/)!