Stolen from Ellen

[kirbyzero]

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[goestoeleven]

'1. Defeat the Galactic Empire, recover the Ark of the Covenant, go to 1955 in a DeLorian, destroy the Ring of Power, and kick every villain's ass with my spider strength.'

If I was a person that could kick your ass, I totally would for that. With a smirk.

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[anonymous]

I could kick your ass beware