[Koyato] Bananas Crack Drabble
Title: Koyato Crack Drabble
Theme: BANANAS, OVERUSED I KNOW.
Pairing: Koyato
Rating: PWP with Sexual Innuendo :D
Genre: PWP/Crack
A/N: Written for moist_kisses in an hour. YOU OWE ME MARRIAGE AND CHAPTER 8 OF CONVENIENT MISFORTUNES. I apologise for the crack.
I KNOW IT'S OVERUSED. BUT YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY. AMIRITE?'>
When Shige had voiced that he was feeling hungry, Koyama had thought nothing more of it and continued watching the TV screen. However, as he watched his boyfriend stand up and bend over the bowl of fruits in the middle of the room, he had little idea that he would never be able to finish this particular episode of Pokemon. (Yes, Kei watches Pokemon. Shut up. You did too.)
Koyama slowly dragged his eyes away from the pale expanse of skin on Shige’s stomach as he tried to calm himself down. They couldn’t do it in the NewS dressing room after all, even if they were the only ones there at the moment. Koyama knew his resolve would surely crumble when he realised what particular fruit Shige had chosen. Yes. The banana. The fruit of all sexual innuendoes.
Kei scrunched his face up as he craned his neck back to the direction of the TV. Unfortunately for Kei, his eyes did not follow his neck and stayed glued to the yellow culprit in the younger one’s hands. Once Shige had finished stripping the banana of it’s covering, which Kei would later describe looked a lot more like fondling or foreplay or something lewd, he brought it up to his lips and raked his teeth over the top and bottom, tasting it for sweetness.
Koyama crossed his legs.
“So, uh, is it nice?” Kei ventured, trying to take his mind off the clearly impossible-to-ignore scene.
Shige turned his eyes towards Koyama, fruit still between his open mouth. He sealed his lips around the tip, and Kei could imagine that he was licking and sucking it within the caverns of his mouth. Kei averted his eyes fully to the screen.
After what felt like ages later, Shige replied with a short “Mhmm” before returning to his item of food. Koyama tried desperately not to let this get the better of him. They only had about half an hour left before shooting started, but Shige was making this so difficult.
Deciding that no amount of “Pika pika pikachu!!” dialogue could clear his mind of certain thoughts, Kei stood up and curtly announced that he was going to the bathroom.
Once inside, he splashed his face with water and shook his head several times. ”Urgh, I bet he knows what he’s doing. Ok then. Don’t think about sex. Don’t think about sex. Don’t think about sex.” Koyama repeated the mantra while pacing around the small white bathroom. ”Ok ok, think about… Wagahai or Nyanta eating banana.
Or, a dancing and singing banana.
(I COULDN’T RESIST, I’M SORRY)
Or, Shige cumming in my room, wait, WHAT?!!” Koyama ran his hands through his fluffy hair, checking his watch he realised that they only had 15 minutes left before they had to be on stage now. He sighed, ”Well, Shige should have finished that damn banana by now.” he reasoned as he stepped out of the bathroom.
Koyama was right. Shige had finished eating, but Shige had thrown the banana peel in the direction of the trashcan without looking. Said trashcan happened to be to the right of the bathroom. Shige had aimed left. In short, Koyama’s eyes were met with ceiling.
“Oh my God, Kei. Are you alright?!” And of course while Shige was asking this, he just had to straddle Kei and force him into a half-hug as he checked the back of his head. Kei tried to reassure Shige that he was okay, and wriggle his way out of the almost-embrace. But of course, you and I both know that wriggling equals friction and friction with a hard-on will most likely alert the other party to said hard-on.
Shige was no exception.
And so he smirked.
While Kei groaned.
And that was how Koyama and Shige ended up being 5 minutes late and bananas were no longer served in the NewS dressing room by request of Koyama.
They were replaced with strawberries and cream, suggested by Masuda and Tegoshi.
THE END
(Ok, ok, I kid. I KID BECAUSE I LOVE. I have to include the smut don’t I?)
Shige was no exception.
And so he smirked.
While Kei groaned.
And pulled Shige up to meet his mouth. Kei could still taste the faint sweetness of the fruit around the edges of Shige’s lips and beckoned the younger boy to part his mouth open with his tongue.
“You knew what you were doing, didn’t you?”
“What? I was just eating a banana. You chose to interpret that differently.”
“Oh really? No one can ignore that and I know you did it on purpose. You owe me for making me sit and watch that.”
“Yes really. Maybe you just can’t resist my awesome sexyness.”
“… You’ve been hanging out with Ryo, haven’t you?”
“…”
Koyama took the initiative to urge Shige off his lap and drag him into the bathroom, locking the door. Once inside, he pressed his body flush against Shige’s resumed exploring his mouth. He rocked his hips against the brunette’s, causing yet another smirk to break out.
“You really have been hanging out with Ryo.”
Shige rolled his eyes and ignored Koyama. Getting down on his knees, he undid Kei’s belt with one hand and opened his zipper with the other.
Shimmying the jeans down his legs and onto the floor, Kei buckled and clung onto the sink as Shige swallowed him whole without warning. Groaning, he felt the warmth of the other’s mouth leave him, the sensation replaced with the feeling of teeth scraping the tip of his erection.
Shige continued to rake up and down the sides of Kei before taking only the tip into his mouth, nibbling and suckling. He inched his way up Kei’s length before he had deep-throated all of Koyama. He began to moan as Kei’s fingers threaded through his hair and the vibrations sent Kei over the edge, cumming in his mouth.
Removing himself from Koyama, he tucked Kei back into his jeans and tidied up his hair. “You were lucky I was still hungry, ne, Kei?” he voiced off-handedly, before walking off in the direction of the stage.
Kei shook himself out of his daze before joining Shige. “We’re late aren’t we?”
“Mhmm.”
“But where did you learn that from? Was it Ryo, ‘cos if it was…”
“Nope.”
“Oh, good, becau-“
“It was from Tegoshi.”
*~*~*~*
Tell me what you thought?
Theme: BANANAS, OVERUSED I KNOW.
Pairing: Koyato
Rating: PWP with Sexual Innuendo :D
Genre: PWP/Crack
A/N: Written for moist_kisses in an hour. YOU OWE ME MARRIAGE AND CHAPTER 8 OF CONVENIENT MISFORTUNES. I apologise for the crack.
I KNOW IT'S OVERUSED. BUT YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY. AMIRITE?'>
When Shige had voiced that he was feeling hungry, Koyama had thought nothing more of it and continued watching the TV screen. However, as he watched his boyfriend stand up and bend over the bowl of fruits in the middle of the room, he had little idea that he would never be able to finish this particular episode of Pokemon. (Yes, Kei watches Pokemon. Shut up. You did too.)
Koyama slowly dragged his eyes away from the pale expanse of skin on Shige’s stomach as he tried to calm himself down. They couldn’t do it in the NewS dressing room after all, even if they were the only ones there at the moment. Koyama knew his resolve would surely crumble when he realised what particular fruit Shige had chosen. Yes. The banana. The fruit of all sexual innuendoes.
Kei scrunched his face up as he craned his neck back to the direction of the TV. Unfortunately for Kei, his eyes did not follow his neck and stayed glued to the yellow culprit in the younger one’s hands. Once Shige had finished stripping the banana of it’s covering, which Kei would later describe looked a lot more like fondling or foreplay or something lewd, he brought it up to his lips and raked his teeth over the top and bottom, tasting it for sweetness.
Koyama crossed his legs.
“So, uh, is it nice?” Kei ventured, trying to take his mind off the clearly impossible-to-ignore scene.
Shige turned his eyes towards Koyama, fruit still between his open mouth. He sealed his lips around the tip, and Kei could imagine that he was licking and sucking it within the caverns of his mouth. Kei averted his eyes fully to the screen.
After what felt like ages later, Shige replied with a short “Mhmm” before returning to his item of food. Koyama tried desperately not to let this get the better of him. They only had about half an hour left before shooting started, but Shige was making this so difficult.
Deciding that no amount of “Pika pika pikachu!!” dialogue could clear his mind of certain thoughts, Kei stood up and curtly announced that he was going to the bathroom.
Once inside, he splashed his face with water and shook his head several times. ”Urgh, I bet he knows what he’s doing. Ok then. Don’t think about sex. Don’t think about sex. Don’t think about sex.” Koyama repeated the mantra while pacing around the small white bathroom. ”Ok ok, think about… Wagahai or Nyanta eating banana.
Or, a dancing and singing banana.
(I COULDN’T RESIST, I’M SORRY)
Or, Shige cumming in my room, wait, WHAT?!!” Koyama ran his hands through his fluffy hair, checking his watch he realised that they only had 15 minutes left before they had to be on stage now. He sighed, ”Well, Shige should have finished that damn banana by now.” he reasoned as he stepped out of the bathroom.
Koyama was right. Shige had finished eating, but Shige had thrown the banana peel in the direction of the trashcan without looking. Said trashcan happened to be to the right of the bathroom. Shige had aimed left. In short, Koyama’s eyes were met with ceiling.
“Oh my God, Kei. Are you alright?!” And of course while Shige was asking this, he just had to straddle Kei and force him into a half-hug as he checked the back of his head. Kei tried to reassure Shige that he was okay, and wriggle his way out of the almost-embrace. But of course, you and I both know that wriggling equals friction and friction with a hard-on will most likely alert the other party to said hard-on.
Shige was no exception.
And so he smirked.
While Kei groaned.
And that was how Koyama and Shige ended up being 5 minutes late and bananas were no longer served in the NewS dressing room by request of Koyama.
They were replaced with strawberries and cream, suggested by Masuda and Tegoshi.
THE END
(Ok, ok, I kid. I KID BECAUSE I LOVE. I have to include the smut don’t I?)
Shige was no exception.
And so he smirked.
While Kei groaned.
And pulled Shige up to meet his mouth. Kei could still taste the faint sweetness of the fruit around the edges of Shige’s lips and beckoned the younger boy to part his mouth open with his tongue.
“You knew what you were doing, didn’t you?”
“What? I was just eating a banana. You chose to interpret that differently.”
“Oh really? No one can ignore that and I know you did it on purpose. You owe me for making me sit and watch that.”
“Yes really. Maybe you just can’t resist my awesome sexyness.”
“… You’ve been hanging out with Ryo, haven’t you?”
“…”
Koyama took the initiative to urge Shige off his lap and drag him into the bathroom, locking the door. Once inside, he pressed his body flush against Shige’s resumed exploring his mouth. He rocked his hips against the brunette’s, causing yet another smirk to break out.
“You really have been hanging out with Ryo.”
Shige rolled his eyes and ignored Koyama. Getting down on his knees, he undid Kei’s belt with one hand and opened his zipper with the other.
Shimmying the jeans down his legs and onto the floor, Kei buckled and clung onto the sink as Shige swallowed him whole without warning. Groaning, he felt the warmth of the other’s mouth leave him, the sensation replaced with the feeling of teeth scraping the tip of his erection.
Shige continued to rake up and down the sides of Kei before taking only the tip into his mouth, nibbling and suckling. He inched his way up Kei’s length before he had deep-throated all of Koyama. He began to moan as Kei’s fingers threaded through his hair and the vibrations sent Kei over the edge, cumming in his mouth.
Removing himself from Koyama, he tucked Kei back into his jeans and tidied up his hair. “You were lucky I was still hungry, ne, Kei?” he voiced off-handedly, before walking off in the direction of the stage.
Kei shook himself out of his daze before joining Shige. “We’re late aren’t we?”
“Mhmm.”
“But where did you learn that from? Was it Ryo, ‘cos if it was…”
“Nope.”
“Oh, good, becau-“
“It was from Tegoshi.”
*~*~*~*
Tell me what you thought?