I'm being silly.

[kireishojo]

I got in a poetry mood today on the bus. Here are the snippets of poetry.

Now Nausea strikes
worship the porcelain god
buhbye prenatals

Expanding belly
My waist like a balloon grows
and no pants will snap
but this will not crimp my style
thank god for all my dresses

hmmm you'd think i was pregnant or something ;)

Comments

[jenrose1]

Heh.

The prenatals... if they have iron in them that may be what is making you yack. Also taking large horsepills can trigger a gag reflex from hell whilst pregnant.

I would see if getting some gummy bear vitamins would help as an alternative.

Also, Altoid sours helped me keep nausea at bay when it got bad.

For pants that button, take an elastic band, loop it through the buttonhole, and put both of the resulting loops around the button. That will give you weeks or even months more use out of them. Snaps are a little harder...

Oh, I might have some nursing clothes for you, and I'm *sure* that sis and I can come up with some maternity clothes, will an XL do?

[kireishojo]

The nausea is pretty much over and it was them being horsepills that was the issue because i had a twitchy gag reflex before that point. I usually prefer the gummy vites anyway but was avoiding them with the higher gag point of the first trimester because it was making my brushing more difficult.

I was more joking on the pants because really worn pants for the last year and lately the only style of pants ive been wearing are leggings and they stretch. Mostly i've just been wearing my moroccan style dresses to the exclusion of other stuff. Some of this poetry was fueled by some maternity magazines that my mom sent me. all the adds for belly bands and maternity junk..... yeah.

[newroticgirl]

Poetry + Pregnancy = Pregnantry I think you just invented a new genre! ;)