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Something to make me feel accomplished until I actually finish writing a real entry.
Your Slanguage Profile
Canadian Slang: 100%Aussie Slang: 75%British Slang: 50%Prison Slang: 50%New England Slang: 25%Victorian Slang: 25%Southern Slang: 0%
What Slanguage Do You Speak?
Amorphous Eviseration Stats
Formed:
28th June 2005
Split:
27th June 2013
Best Album:
'Mirk Fissiped' 8/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Bead Behoof Efforts Totter' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 27th April 2009.)
Records Sold:
1,248,831 in total (235,479 albums, 1,013,352 singles).
Reputation:
Cult
Groupies:
spectral_decay was caught fucking xxbloodbead behind a hedge by a photographer from an international newspaper, just outside Amorphous Eviseration's recording studio. They were forced to make a public apology by their record comany for any offence caused to the public.
OtherAfter realising how shite 'God Save the Queen' really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated 'Butane Laniards Waltzers Stunk' as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country.
Amorphous Eviseration Member Profiles
_dragonfly_
Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic _dragonfly_'s vocal talent is one Amorphous Eviseration's' strongest assets.
camberly
camberly is technically gifted but lacks the creativity and originality of cult heroes like Hendrix and Satriani.
spectral_decay
For the past couple of years spectral_decay has struggled with a drug addiction which has been negatively affecting their bass playing skills and their showmanship. A spell in rehab could resurrect spectral_decay's career'
omisha
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned Amorphous Eviseration's drummer omisha in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound.
Kirenaaz
If Kirenaaz steps up the practice a little bit by limiting the amount of time that their finger remains up their asshole they have a chance of becoming a capable musician.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
24
Reaffirm Rotte Leaves Heptoses
Aug 2005
22
Gauntly Kelters Risk
Sep 2005
33
Benching Sloppier Codrives
Nov 2005
N/A
Butane Laniards Waltzers Stunk
May 2007
N/A
Lacer Litigant
Jul 2007
N/A
Candying Cardioid Theatric
Aug 2007
N/A
Turbeth Striped Whirries Petals Headsman
Feb 2009
N/A
Bead Behoof Efforts Totter
Apr 2009
86
Algin
May 2009
87
Condos Hastes Milder Snipe Isogrivs Stratous
Jul 2009
48
Pixies Bifid
Jul 2010
29
Symbol Launcher
Aug 2010
25
Quaffed Sweetest Detoxing
Oct 2010
16
Aqueduct Skijorer Subtly Shoddier
Nov 2010
3
Rosebay Croaky Mallow
Feb 2012
2
Prases Barracks Manteau
Apr 2012
1
Bumps Boscage Feather Stang Hereupon
May 2012
1
Matin
Aug 2012
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
37
Mirk Fissiped
Jun 2005
75
Lawmaker Endnotes Pyrenoid Buras Jarinas
Feb 2007
N/A
Unmaker Cuttage
Jan 2009
78
Potsie Sanitate Ghosted Yell Pliant
May 2010
14
Outbloom
Jan 2012
northern ireland's worst
Your Slanguage Profile
Canadian Slang: 100%Aussie Slang: 75%British Slang: 50%Prison Slang: 50%New England Slang: 25%Victorian Slang: 25%Southern Slang: 0%
What Slanguage Do You Speak?
Amorphous Eviseration Stats
Formed:
28th June 2005
Split:
27th June 2013
Best Album:
'Mirk Fissiped' 8/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Bead Behoof Efforts Totter' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 27th April 2009.)
Records Sold:
1,248,831 in total (235,479 albums, 1,013,352 singles).
Reputation:
Cult
Groupies:
spectral_decay was caught fucking xxbloodbead behind a hedge by a photographer from an international newspaper, just outside Amorphous Eviseration's recording studio. They were forced to make a public apology by their record comany for any offence caused to the public.
OtherAfter realising how shite 'God Save the Queen' really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated 'Butane Laniards Waltzers Stunk' as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country.
Amorphous Eviseration Member Profiles
_dragonfly_
Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic _dragonfly_'s vocal talent is one Amorphous Eviseration's' strongest assets.
camberly
camberly is technically gifted but lacks the creativity and originality of cult heroes like Hendrix and Satriani.
spectral_decay
For the past couple of years spectral_decay has struggled with a drug addiction which has been negatively affecting their bass playing skills and their showmanship. A spell in rehab could resurrect spectral_decay's career'
omisha
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned Amorphous Eviseration's drummer omisha in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound.
Kirenaaz
If Kirenaaz steps up the practice a little bit by limiting the amount of time that their finger remains up their asshole they have a chance of becoming a capable musician.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
24
Reaffirm Rotte Leaves Heptoses
Aug 2005
22
Gauntly Kelters Risk
Sep 2005
33
Benching Sloppier Codrives
Nov 2005
N/A
Butane Laniards Waltzers Stunk
May 2007
N/A
Lacer Litigant
Jul 2007
N/A
Candying Cardioid Theatric
Aug 2007
N/A
Turbeth Striped Whirries Petals Headsman
Feb 2009
N/A
Bead Behoof Efforts Totter
Apr 2009
86
Algin
May 2009
87
Condos Hastes Milder Snipe Isogrivs Stratous
Jul 2009
48
Pixies Bifid
Jul 2010
29
Symbol Launcher
Aug 2010
25
Quaffed Sweetest Detoxing
Oct 2010
16
Aqueduct Skijorer Subtly Shoddier
Nov 2010
3
Rosebay Croaky Mallow
Feb 2012
2
Prases Barracks Manteau
Apr 2012
1
Bumps Boscage Feather Stang Hereupon
May 2012
1
Matin
Aug 2012
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
37
Mirk Fissiped
Jun 2005
75
Lawmaker Endnotes Pyrenoid Buras Jarinas
Feb 2007
N/A
Unmaker Cuttage
Jan 2009
78
Potsie Sanitate Ghosted Yell Pliant
May 2010
14
Outbloom
Jan 2012
northern ireland's worst