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...Life is stupid. Can you guess who messaged me out of the blue last night at like 1AM? I'll bet you can.
[12:58 am]
Ah unknownninja, the trusty mule that gets me around those pesky member ignore lists.
How is Elysse?
I don't believe you're on my ignore list anymore. I could be better. How're you? And does this happen to be Jason this time, or Thomas?
[1:08 am]
I definitely am. I tried messaging you on spammasterjay and it was a no go
this is jay
...My bad. Apparently I have two pages of people to ignore.
And what brought on this random bout of not ignoring my existence?
[1:14 am]
eh i dunno
i didnt really WANT to ignore you
and i thought about you the entire time really :/
just a big thing that go fucked up and blown out of proportion by one retard who found your live journal logs
Really? You could have fooled me when you blew me off and told me to stop caring and not be your friend any more. Silly me~!
If this is an apology, you're not doing very well at it.
I guess I'm sorry I was in your head? My bad.
...It's not nice to call your friends retards. Even if they are.
[ 2:11 am]
bleh i apologize for taking so long
i am collecting achievements on odst for the recon armor for halo -_-
idk i am sorry for all the shit thast went down and hey if a friend is retarded then they are retarded
'S ... a'ight.
Sounds... fun.
I don't know what to say. I miss our friendship.
True, but it's still not nice to say.
[ 2:46 am]
you miss our friendship?
I don't see anything confusing about that statement.
[2:52 am]
well i dunno
i was always the dumb one
Yes you are.
Is there a point to these messages?n Is there something you want to talk about?
[ 3:10 am]
i was just wondering if you wanted to talk
but i suppose if i need a reason then you must not be that interested in chatting
People don't just randomly have consciences that grow out of nowhere. I'm simply confused as to why you are talking to me again.
[3:26 am]
psh i have LOTS of things growing out of nowhere
O_O
wait...that sounds a lot wierder than i wanted it to
Now you're trying to be funny again. And it isn't working.
Seriously, why the change of heart?
[3:40 am]
psh you and i both know im damn funny
and idk i mean it wasnt really all that sudden. ive been thinking about it for a long time
I think you used to be funny. Not so much anymore.
So why did you decide that now was the time?
And thinking of what, exactly? Being confusing as hell and not saying much at all?
[4:03 am]
well i could try harder
idk theres no time like the present they say right?
and idk just thinking that i would never get a reply from you
You could, but you won't.
I see your typing is still as atrocious as ever.
Indeed. Though that still makes very little sense when coming from you.
So you didn't expect me to reply at all, therefore had no reason for messaging me in the first place? Genius.
[4:17 am]
Well you can be sarcastic if you like and hell, I'll even improve my typing.
I don't know why I took so long and I'm sorry.
Well I'm awfully glad to have your permission to be sarcastic. And bravo! That must have taken you like half an hour to type.
...Why you took so long for... what?
And stop saying that you're sorry. I'm not buying it.
[4:25 am]
You were always sarcastic whether you had permission or not.
And I don't really care if you buy it or not, I'm still sorry.
Truefax.
Sure, sure.
[4:36 am]
Sure sure. If anything here is unbelievable its your statement from earlier. "I miss our friendship"
Ooh, nice pick of weapons. You think it's unbelievable that I care about you, miss you, wish things hadn't gone shitty, and hate that we don't get to talk anymore or hang out? Do you think I'm that heartless?
[4:45 am]
Well I AM trying to apologize and you're basically calling me a liar.
I don't understand what you want from me. Do you want me to accept? I will say it's okie dokie and fine and dandy if that's what you want. (I wanted to add; "Especially if it'll make you shut up.")
[5:04 am]
Idk can i type the way i want now or are you still gonna be all butthurt over my spelling?
ugh i dont know what i want from you. i just wanted to say herro and apologize for everything. you want some truth? i havent stopped thinking about you since everything happpened
and thats a loong time
and that kiss you gave me
yeah i remember
I'm too tired to be "butthurt" over it. At least I can read it, I guess.
Then hello. I'm sorry I snapped at you too. I accept your apology.
...Why? I'm pretty sure you've had other girls that ought to have been occupying your brain space.
Almost a year, I believe. Or close enough to count as a year.
...Dude, I kissed you on the cheek. And I was pretty sure you didn't like it, since you didn't say anything after it happened. And then everything fell apart.
[5:17 am]
yeah yeah yeah its been a while now
and other girls? psh yeah right
>_> i dont even wanna go there
and yep it was a kiss on the cheek but ya know wwhat? it was AWESOME lol
i didnt saay anything because i was HELLA awkard >_> i didnt know what to say
Indeed it has. Which is why I wondered why you randomly started talking to me again.
Orly? 'Cause it seems to me that you're "In a Relationship." ;3
Too late, I so already went there.
That makes -0 sense.
...At least I don't have to worry anymore about that being the reason for the drama.
You could always have done something completely insane like kiss me too.
[5:28 am]
all i could do was keep my face from getting too red
and really? going to myspace? lol
lets seeee now we can go over my relationships
ok the first one, kira lightning. biggest whore on the planet cheated on me more times than i will ever know. i personally found two of her other boyfriends online and had nice chats with them.
that was a heartbreaker but eh, im over her.
hmm then the one after that was all about her ex boyfriend and i would rather not explain that one too much seeing as how you are copypasta-ing all of this to your little friends in the chatterbox. so much for private messages eh?
Complete rubbish. I saw no face going red.
Maybe I did and maybe I didn't. You've no proof.
...Nice. xD
You said copypasta. :3
...Now who is a stalker, hmm?
And there's no rule saying I can't.
[5:36 am]
you didnt see it because it was night and you dipped out of my truck so fast i didnt have time to do anything even if i wanted to
yeah copypasta
from the youtube video troll thirst. best vid ever most likely.
since you quoted 'in a relationship' and thats exactly how myspace puts it i'd say thats my proof. i simply stalked back :] perfectly legal
eh i guess if you wanna copy paste everything maybe i will just hold back and not tell you EVERYTHING
some things arent meant to be read by others yknow
I was embarrassed, since you didn't do anything in return, dumbass. In fact, that whole night you did nothing to indicate that you were even interested.
Ah. It's also from The Rules of the Internet. I couldn't say which was first, though.
...Fair enough.
I wouldn't copy/paste it if you didn't want me to. Sheesh.
[5:41 am]
i was extremely shy so hah
and if i knew that you would copy paste it so all your internet buddies would read it all and talk shit about it i would have never even said anything to you in the first place but eh, oh well. whats done is done and im sure they all think im at least mildly retarded. (...Aren't you?)
I don't believe that for a second. xD
...Oh dear. Are you upset? I'm sorry. D:
I don't think they do. I'm pretty sure none of them were even paying attention/knew what the hell I was talking about.
[5:46 am]
o.0
you srs? duh i was shy i mean come on >_>
wait...was that sarcasm again o.o i cant really tell...
[sarcasm]and im suuuure none of them payed attention. not a single one quoted you and taled about it [/sarcasm]
So SRS. I don't know why you'd be shy at all.
...no. xD That was not sarcasm.
Seriously, you're worrying too much about the MPTers. Most of them don't care, and won't remember it tomorrow.
[5:50 am]
i'd tell you but then you would just do that hand flop thing you might do when you refuse to believe something
me caring about what someone says in the CHATTERBOX?
lol trust me, i dont care what they might think
Try me.
...Okay? If that was sarcasm, I'm way too tired to comprehend it.
[5:55 am]
i get nervous around pretty girls
umm....hell evenn i dont know if that was sarcasm or not >_>
my head is hurting from too muh ODST
i shall have you recon armor....i shall....
you should play halo odst with me. just saying
(Jason, what are you trying to do? I suck at Halo, you know this. I don't know if I want to hang out with you or not.)
Now that's absolutely ridiculous.
xDDD Excellent.
Then you should maybe not play so much?
Just sayin'~
I don't think that would work. Jordan has the xBawks.
[6:03 am]
it would work
i has an xBawks as well remember? (I remember. I was trying to be polite by not flatly refusing.)
Oh yeah. o 3o I'm dumb. (And TIRED. It's like 5AM!)
[6:06 am]
nah
just tired
and on that note, go to sleep elysse
Can't make me. DX
...So how are things with you? (As in; "Don't tell me what to do. Let's change the subject.")
[6:10 am]
i can ask nicely? and i'll go to sleep too, promise (I don't give a crap about your promises.)
me? ..fine
...Aw snap, we finally broke the quotes. Just like old times. ... =/ (I am not happy about this...)
That you can. Though it would be very uncharacteristic of you.
And you don't sleep anyway, so there's no point in you going to sleep.
...I'm not convinced. How are things really going for you?
[6:13 am]
yeah, didnt take very long (No, only all night. I want to hate you.)
and a promise is a promise, i will go
hmm conversation for another time? sleep comes first (Oh, that's so like you...)
Only a couple of hours. =/
Sure~
If you're tired, go to bed. o . o (As in, "Leave me alone and go away.")
[6:18 am]
yeah and i know youre tired too (But I never said I would go when you did. Smart one.)
So go. xD (No really! Goooo.)
[6:22 am]
i will
im not sure if you know how to do this or not but eh (...Is he calling me a dumbass?)
if youre using msnyou go to add a new contact
there is a spot to but in a cell number
[NUMBER]
add me in as a contact and send me messages as texts. (I'll add you. I probably won't text you.)
you can get a hold of me whenever you want (...And by that you mean never, right?)
ni night.
...I don't know if I like this or not. The conversation ended at like 7AM. So I haven't slept well, and I feel like a GRUMP-O-SAUR.
[12:58 am]
Ah unknownninja, the trusty mule that gets me around those pesky member ignore lists.
How is Elysse?
I don't believe you're on my ignore list anymore. I could be better. How're you? And does this happen to be Jason this time, or Thomas?
[1:08 am]
I definitely am. I tried messaging you on spammasterjay and it was a no go
this is jay
...My bad. Apparently I have two pages of people to ignore.
And what brought on this random bout of not ignoring my existence?
[1:14 am]
eh i dunno
i didnt really WANT to ignore you
and i thought about you the entire time really :/
just a big thing that go fucked up and blown out of proportion by one retard who found your live journal logs
Really? You could have fooled me when you blew me off and told me to stop caring and not be your friend any more. Silly me~!
If this is an apology, you're not doing very well at it.
I guess I'm sorry I was in your head? My bad.
...It's not nice to call your friends retards. Even if they are.
[ 2:11 am]
bleh i apologize for taking so long
i am collecting achievements on odst for the recon armor for halo -_-
idk i am sorry for all the shit thast went down and hey if a friend is retarded then they are retarded
'S ... a'ight.
Sounds... fun.
I don't know what to say. I miss our friendship.
True, but it's still not nice to say.
[ 2:46 am]
you miss our friendship?
I don't see anything confusing about that statement.
[2:52 am]
well i dunno
i was always the dumb one
Yes you are.
Is there a point to these messages?n Is there something you want to talk about?
[ 3:10 am]
i was just wondering if you wanted to talk
but i suppose if i need a reason then you must not be that interested in chatting
People don't just randomly have consciences that grow out of nowhere. I'm simply confused as to why you are talking to me again.
[3:26 am]
psh i have LOTS of things growing out of nowhere
O_O
wait...that sounds a lot wierder than i wanted it to
Now you're trying to be funny again. And it isn't working.
Seriously, why the change of heart?
[3:40 am]
psh you and i both know im damn funny
and idk i mean it wasnt really all that sudden. ive been thinking about it for a long time
I think you used to be funny. Not so much anymore.
So why did you decide that now was the time?
And thinking of what, exactly? Being confusing as hell and not saying much at all?
[4:03 am]
well i could try harder
idk theres no time like the present they say right?
and idk just thinking that i would never get a reply from you
You could, but you won't.
I see your typing is still as atrocious as ever.
Indeed. Though that still makes very little sense when coming from you.
So you didn't expect me to reply at all, therefore had no reason for messaging me in the first place? Genius.
[4:17 am]
Well you can be sarcastic if you like and hell, I'll even improve my typing.
I don't know why I took so long and I'm sorry.
Well I'm awfully glad to have your permission to be sarcastic. And bravo! That must have taken you like half an hour to type.
...Why you took so long for... what?
And stop saying that you're sorry. I'm not buying it.
[4:25 am]
You were always sarcastic whether you had permission or not.
And I don't really care if you buy it or not, I'm still sorry.
Truefax.
Sure, sure.
[4:36 am]
Sure sure. If anything here is unbelievable its your statement from earlier. "I miss our friendship"
Ooh, nice pick of weapons. You think it's unbelievable that I care about you, miss you, wish things hadn't gone shitty, and hate that we don't get to talk anymore or hang out? Do you think I'm that heartless?
[4:45 am]
Well I AM trying to apologize and you're basically calling me a liar.
I don't understand what you want from me. Do you want me to accept? I will say it's okie dokie and fine and dandy if that's what you want. (I wanted to add; "Especially if it'll make you shut up.")
[5:04 am]
Idk can i type the way i want now or are you still gonna be all butthurt over my spelling?
ugh i dont know what i want from you. i just wanted to say herro and apologize for everything. you want some truth? i havent stopped thinking about you since everything happpened
and thats a loong time
and that kiss you gave me
yeah i remember
I'm too tired to be "butthurt" over it. At least I can read it, I guess.
Then hello. I'm sorry I snapped at you too. I accept your apology.
...Why? I'm pretty sure you've had other girls that ought to have been occupying your brain space.
Almost a year, I believe. Or close enough to count as a year.
...Dude, I kissed you on the cheek. And I was pretty sure you didn't like it, since you didn't say anything after it happened. And then everything fell apart.
[5:17 am]
yeah yeah yeah its been a while now
and other girls? psh yeah right
>_> i dont even wanna go there
and yep it was a kiss on the cheek but ya know wwhat? it was AWESOME lol
i didnt saay anything because i was HELLA awkard >_> i didnt know what to say
Indeed it has. Which is why I wondered why you randomly started talking to me again.
Orly? 'Cause it seems to me that you're "In a Relationship." ;3
Too late, I so already went there.
That makes -0 sense.
...At least I don't have to worry anymore about that being the reason for the drama.
You could always have done something completely insane like kiss me too.
[5:28 am]
all i could do was keep my face from getting too red
and really? going to myspace? lol
lets seeee now we can go over my relationships
ok the first one, kira lightning. biggest whore on the planet cheated on me more times than i will ever know. i personally found two of her other boyfriends online and had nice chats with them.
that was a heartbreaker but eh, im over her.
hmm then the one after that was all about her ex boyfriend and i would rather not explain that one too much seeing as how you are copypasta-ing all of this to your little friends in the chatterbox. so much for private messages eh?
Complete rubbish. I saw no face going red.
Maybe I did and maybe I didn't. You've no proof.
...Nice. xD
You said copypasta. :3
...Now who is a stalker, hmm?
And there's no rule saying I can't.
[5:36 am]
you didnt see it because it was night and you dipped out of my truck so fast i didnt have time to do anything even if i wanted to
yeah copypasta
from the youtube video troll thirst. best vid ever most likely.
since you quoted 'in a relationship' and thats exactly how myspace puts it i'd say thats my proof. i simply stalked back :] perfectly legal
eh i guess if you wanna copy paste everything maybe i will just hold back and not tell you EVERYTHING
some things arent meant to be read by others yknow
I was embarrassed, since you didn't do anything in return, dumbass. In fact, that whole night you did nothing to indicate that you were even interested.
Ah. It's also from The Rules of the Internet. I couldn't say which was first, though.
...Fair enough.
I wouldn't copy/paste it if you didn't want me to. Sheesh.
[5:41 am]
i was extremely shy so hah
and if i knew that you would copy paste it so all your internet buddies would read it all and talk shit about it i would have never even said anything to you in the first place but eh, oh well. whats done is done and im sure they all think im at least mildly retarded. (...Aren't you?)
I don't believe that for a second. xD
...Oh dear. Are you upset? I'm sorry. D:
I don't think they do. I'm pretty sure none of them were even paying attention/knew what the hell I was talking about.
[5:46 am]
o.0
you srs? duh i was shy i mean come on >_>
wait...was that sarcasm again o.o i cant really tell...
[sarcasm]and im suuuure none of them payed attention. not a single one quoted you and taled about it [/sarcasm]
So SRS. I don't know why you'd be shy at all.
...no. xD That was not sarcasm.
Seriously, you're worrying too much about the MPTers. Most of them don't care, and won't remember it tomorrow.
[5:50 am]
i'd tell you but then you would just do that hand flop thing you might do when you refuse to believe something
me caring about what someone says in the CHATTERBOX?
lol trust me, i dont care what they might think
Try me.
...Okay? If that was sarcasm, I'm way too tired to comprehend it.
[5:55 am]
i get nervous around pretty girls
umm....hell evenn i dont know if that was sarcasm or not >_>
my head is hurting from too muh ODST
i shall have you recon armor....i shall....
you should play halo odst with me. just saying
(Jason, what are you trying to do? I suck at Halo, you know this. I don't know if I want to hang out with you or not.)
Now that's absolutely ridiculous.
xDDD Excellent.
Then you should maybe not play so much?
Just sayin'~
I don't think that would work. Jordan has the xBawks.
[6:03 am]
it would work
i has an xBawks as well remember? (I remember. I was trying to be polite by not flatly refusing.)
Oh yeah. o 3o I'm dumb. (And TIRED. It's like 5AM!)
[6:06 am]
nah
just tired
and on that note, go to sleep elysse
Can't make me. DX
...So how are things with you? (As in; "Don't tell me what to do. Let's change the subject.")
[6:10 am]
i can ask nicely? and i'll go to sleep too, promise (I don't give a crap about your promises.)
me? ..fine
...Aw snap, we finally broke the quotes. Just like old times. ... =/ (I am not happy about this...)
That you can. Though it would be very uncharacteristic of you.
And you don't sleep anyway, so there's no point in you going to sleep.
...I'm not convinced. How are things really going for you?
[6:13 am]
yeah, didnt take very long (No, only all night. I want to hate you.)
and a promise is a promise, i will go
hmm conversation for another time? sleep comes first (Oh, that's so like you...)
Only a couple of hours. =/
Sure~
If you're tired, go to bed. o . o (As in, "Leave me alone and go away.")
[6:18 am]
yeah and i know youre tired too (But I never said I would go when you did. Smart one.)
So go. xD (No really! Goooo.)
[6:22 am]
i will
im not sure if you know how to do this or not but eh (...Is he calling me a dumbass?)
if youre using msnyou go to add a new contact
there is a spot to but in a cell number
[NUMBER]
add me in as a contact and send me messages as texts. (I'll add you. I probably won't text you.)
you can get a hold of me whenever you want (...And by that you mean never, right?)
ni night.
...I don't know if I like this or not. The conversation ended at like 7AM. So I haven't slept well, and I feel like a GRUMP-O-SAUR.