LJ Post [Open] Brag!

[kirk_george]

What are you good at? Don't qualify it, don't disclaim it. Don't tell me I'm good at X but so and so is better. Tell me what you're good at, tell me how awesome you are. No modesty allowed.

I'm George Kirk and I kick ass with languages. I'm a good knife fighter and I am awesome in bed.

Comments

[emma_mccoy]

I'm Dr. Emma McCoy and I support this post am was one of the leading experts in my field of forensics and osteology.

[kirk_george]

Oh that's handy! Especially if we run into any dead societies.

[lt_moreau]

I'm Marlena Moreau. I'm a damn good chemist, an excellent Captain's woman, and one day I'm going to be the best Empress the Terran Empire has ever known.

[kirk_george]

Ambitious, I like it!

[iss_eyeliner]

I'm sure you will be.

[lt_paula]

I'm Paula Collins, and I'm an excellent researcher. I'm awesome at trivia and I dance well, too.

[kirk_george]

Looks like I know who I want to take with me to the next bar-quiz. We'll smoke 'em.

[lt_paula]

Sounds like a plan. And if all else fails, we can just flirt our opponents into submission. I'm pretty good at that, too.

[kirk_george]

A lady after my own heart. That sounds like an awesome plan. Now are we going to flirt them into submission and leave or flirt them into submission and then reward them.

Also, what's your opinion on pool hustling?

[canadianbill]

What a coincidence! Those are my most obvious talents too. Specifically, I give amazing head. Now available in two varieties!

...sorry, am I doing it wrong?

[kirk_george]

You are doing it exactly right! Admit you're awesome. That's what this post is for!

[canadianbill]

I am awesome.

Except now I'm kind of depressed that I can't think of anything other than sex and shooting arrows from motorcycles that I'm really good at. As opposed to mediocrely accomplished in.

[kirk_george]

Hey, shooting things from a moving vehicle is a very handy skill to have. And what about your acting?

[dilithiumwanted]

I'm Montgomery Scott, and I'm one hell of an engineer. I'm very good at drinking huge quantities of booze and not puking afterwards.

[kirk_george]

You don't know how much bartenders appreciate the second skill.

[dilithiumwanted]

Oh I know. They all love me down in Aberdeen, that's for certain.

[kirk_george]

*grins* I would have loved you if I'd been bartending while you were in the Academy.