LJ Post:: Open, Curious George is Curious

[kirk_george]

What are your five truths? When nothing in the world makes sense, what five truths can you hold onto and know for certain they are still true?

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[emma_mccoy]

1. McCoys always end up as doctors of some sort.
2. They also have the best beans in the universe.
3. Cake is always a good thing.
4. It's always hot in August in Atlanta.
5. Toast always lands buttered side down.

[geekiwi]

Your kids will always make you happy.

When you make especial plans to go to the beach, it will rain.

You will not get the job if you haven't worked hard for it. If you have worked hard, chances are you still won't get it, but you'll feel slightly better about yourself at the end of the day.

Alternate water and alcohol and the hangover isn't as bad.

If you stand like a warrior with your feet planted, you'll feel and look self-confident, which is handy if you're blinded by lights and have no idea what the hell is going on.

[kirk_george]

Amen to number one. Even when they're obnoxious beasts.

[t_vau]

The man in the yellow hat will always be there for you.

Bananas are delicious.

Don't stop and smell the ether.

[slinky_dress]

Now, the top one's hardest to keep, but it's the most important:

Always get the money first.

People say believe half of what you see, some to none of what you hear.

If at first you don't succeed, change your name and run for office.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, eat like a shark. And don't mix your metaphors.

You can't hurry love, no, you'll just have to wait.

[kirk_george]

My Mom would approve of the first one.

[ltlbtovik]

1. Verbal repartee can make you feel a whole lot better.
2. You can't play with a replicator, because it'll break, and you will be in trouble.
3. Be open-minded, but don't believe everything.
4. The probability of your pet lying at the bottom of the stairs is directly proportional to how late you are.
5. If you want to swear, do it in a language the receiver won't understand.