YAY HOGSMEADE!!!

I'm going to buy candy and dungbombs fanged frisbees quills...yes...good quills...fancy quills...peacock feather quills. Also, droobles. Cornelia really turned me on to those things. Except they turned my mouth blue and I think part of it was actually purple. The purple part stung a little too. Do you think candy can hurt you? I ( Read more... )

It's a little bit funny, the stuff happening in our Muggle Studies classes lately. I know I shouldn't be laughing about it but...well, I actually fell asleep last class and had a dream about Professor Carrow turning into a gigantic harpy and flying through the ceiling and through the Forbidden Forest where a group of centaurs attacked and sent her ( Read more... )

EVERYBODY FREEZE!

All right, all right. Now that I have your attentions, I think some things need to be cleared up here! Merlin, a lot of things.

Morag, I'm sorry. Michael, I don't really owe you an apology, but I'm sorry anyway you stupid, flatheaded ponceI don't...well...I didn't really want to do this in public but it's easier than figuring ( Read more... )

( Charmed Private to Lucy McCormack )

What. a. marvelous. day ( Read more... )

So I promised Ingrid that I would draw her.

( Don't look under here if you don't want nightmares. )

I'm no artist, but I think this is better than Anthony Goldstein's stick figure.

( Here you go! )

It seems to me as though everyone could use a bit of cheering up around here after last week's fiasco. Life’s really not so bad a lot of the time. We still have delicious food, good company, wands, hair, voices with which to sing and talk, hands with which to touch and write, brooms with which to fly, firewhiskey with which to burn our throats…the ( Read more... )