IC/OOC CONTACT

[kirkstarted]

This is your Captain speaking, or, alternatively, your find of the night speaking. You've reached James T. Kirk, and I'm off somewhere, doing something awesome and can't really be bothered to pick up the comm. So, leave your message, and I'll be sure to get back to you whenever I get bored enough to listen to my messages.

Kirk out.

Comments

[faiththatfuelsu]

I think you need to get shot down more. Might do a world of good for that ego of yours, killer.

ooc: Give me a fucking verse because it's me and you adore me. The end.

[kirkstarted]

I have an ego? [ Well, he can't feign innocence on that really. ] Okay, fine, but I don't have a big ego, and why would you want to shoot me down? You're hot, I'm hot, is there something that isn't adding up here?

(OOC: You got it, but there are better Kirks, you know. Gimme the details?)

[faiththatfuelsu]

If your ego ain't all that big I think that's the piece of the equation you might be missin'.

ooc: Oh shuddup. And I haven't gotten that far. But hey! Maybe they can get married and have ~babies~ after a one night stand because the sex was so amazing he realizes that he's in ~love~ with her. Oh, wait. Never mind. How about he gets stuck in Earth's past for a bit and they just bang it out a lot?

[kirkstarted]

I have other big things to make up for it, baby.

(OOC: Wait, so you're telling me you want your panfandom character to hook up with mine, mine to fall hopelessly in love with your despite the fact there's no possible way they'd ever meet and Jim doesn't even have time for romance and then have babies and get married? You think she should occasionally hook up with his best friend too, maybe split off and have some verses to boot?

I like the fucking idea. Let's do that. Jim says let's do that.)

[chromesthesic]

You do an awful lot of awesome things without letting me know.

[kirkstarted]

That is a lie! I used to do awesome things with you, until you totally shot me down that one time I wanted to get chicken kickers and pepperoni pizza at Domino's. Alright, given it was three in the morning, but you told me to go to sleep and hung up on me! What else was I supposed to do next time I got hungry around that time?

Sooo. I went to Gary.

[chromesthesic]

[ Not buying it. ]

Right, uh-huh. Sure. Next time you call me at 3am for other things why don't you comm him instead.

[kirkstarted]

'Other things'? What, you're turning me down for sex now? Fine, whatever, I'll do the Deltan in astrophysics. I bet he'd go out for pizza at four in the morning.