[Captain's Personal Log]
There's an expression I learned about thanks to the 21st century internet that seems to be a pretty good one. I think I need to use it more often. It goes as follows.
Fuck my life.
Not all of all, but right now, I think "FML" describes some things going on pretty damn well.
Now, a second expression that I learned. This term is one I wished I had known a long time ago because I could think of a million reasons to use it. You put a pertinent term in front of the word "blocked". In my case "cockblocked". It means when you've gotten denied sex through some means or another. I was cockblocked twice in one night.
I think I'm losing my touch. TWICE. Once by Bill and once by Spock. That's just sort of terrifying. I mean, I have been cockblocked before (fuck, I'm not even sure I'm using the term right exactly but who cares? No one else is listening to this) while out at the bars or something but not like this. The ratio was much better! This was 2/2! Not 2/200!
FML.
Fuck my life.
Not all of all, but right now, I think "FML" describes some things going on pretty damn well.
Now, a second expression that I learned. This term is one I wished I had known a long time ago because I could think of a million reasons to use it. You put a pertinent term in front of the word "blocked". In my case "cockblocked". It means when you've gotten denied sex through some means or another. I was cockblocked twice in one night.
I think I'm losing my touch. TWICE. Once by Bill and once by Spock. That's just sort of terrifying. I mean, I have been cockblocked before (fuck, I'm not even sure I'm using the term right exactly but who cares? No one else is listening to this) while out at the bars or something but not like this. The ratio was much better! This was 2/2! Not 2/200!
FML.