[Watch Us Break the Fourth Wall] - [Jim, Spock, and Bones]

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(OOC: A wee bit of explanation. This is done in a 99.9% vocal only format. Please ignore the odd format of the physical text, this was done over Skype. We recommend watching the two episodes in congruency with reading this, as it might not make as much sense. These are really two+ hours of us watching. Enjoy!)



[7:48:38 PM] James T. Kirk says: Bones! Spock!

[7:48:59 PM] Spock says: What do you want, Captain?

[7:49:05 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Hey Jim...

[7:49:18 PM] James T. Kirk says: Come down to my quarters, immediately. Important meeting.

[7:49:27 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim, I'm in your quarters.

[7:49:32 PM] Leonard McCoy says: You're on top of me

[7:49:41 PM] Spock says: Excuse my skepticism. Please elaborate.

[7:50:31 PM] James T. Kirk says: You're very flexible. Love that.

[7:50:45 PM] Spock says: ...

[7:50:54 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Get your ass over here, Spock.

[7:51:44 PM] James T. Kirk says: Spock, just get down here.

[7:52:42 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim, I'm gonna shower, brb...

[7:52:58 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Hey, make me some popcorn, will ya?

[7:53:46 PM] Spock says: ...Captain, are you dressed, or is that only favourable lighting?

[7:54:42 PM] James T. Kirk says: Popcorn's ready!.... hey there Spock! Er, let me get some pants on.

[7:54:57 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Hey Spock...

[7:55:11 PM] Spock says: Doctor.

[7:55:20 PM] Spock says: Apparently neither of you have opened your wardrobe this evening.

[7:55:32 PM] Leonard McCoy says: At least I'm clean?

[7:56:47 PM] James T. Kirk says: Are you complaining? Have a seat. I'll show you what I found on this ancient system called "Youtube."

[7:57:02 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Fuck, that sounds dirty.

[7:57:11 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim, this porn?

[7:57:30 PM] Spock says: You will forgive me if I remain clothed.

[7:58:19 PM] James T. Kirk says: Nah. It's not. It was one of the biggest video sharing website in the world until something called AOL took it over in 2012. They called it 'the end of the world' when Youtube vanished forever from the internet.

[8:05:47 PM] Leonard McCoy says: So, what is it we're here for again?

[8:08:44 PM] James T. Kirk says: Spock, sit down. Look, remember the actors? I asked Bill about the show they did... about Jim and his Bones and Spock. He said I could find it here.

[8:10:03 PM] Spock says: And I presume that you found one of these...shows?

[8:10:27 PM] James T. Kirk says: Found a whole bunch of them. Picked the most popular for us to watch.

[8:10:45 PM] Spock says: Most popular? By what survey?

[8:11:24 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Spock, shut the fuck up already. Now look here, Jim,  I-er, why do you want to see these?

[8:11:31 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Isn't that kinda creepy?

[8:11:40 PM] Spock says: .......

[8:12:30 PM] James T. Kirk says: Dunno... I'm a sucker for punishment? I just want to see it... sit down.

[8:13:27 PM] Spock says: ....very well.

[8:13:57 PM] Spock says: ( >( )

[8:14:13 PM] James T. Kirk says: This one's called "Trouble with Tribbles". Here's some popcorn, some beer.... and some chocolate for Spock.

[8:14:56 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Thanks, Jim. Fuck, its cold beer, too. Nice.

[8:15:08 PM] Spock says: Dark, Jim? Do you have some ulterior motive I should be aware of?

[8:15:15 PM] James T. Kirk says: Only the best.

[8:15:18 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Um.

[8:15:19 PM] James T. Kirk says: No.

[8:15:21 PM] James T. Kirk says: Of course not.

[8:15:26 PM] Spock says: Jim.

[8:15:36 PM] James T. Kirk says: ... SO LET'S START YES?

[8:16:44 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Who is that guy?

[8:16:53 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...ACCENT!

[8:17:08 PM] Spock says: Very little indeed.

[8:17:14 PM] James T. Kirk says: (Jim looks hot in that green wrap around. I think I should make one...)

[8:17:17 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh my god, those uniforms...

[8:17:34 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Hey, that's Chekov!

[8:17:40 PM] James T. Kirk says: And he's been owned.

[8:18:09 PM] James T. Kirk says: RAWR!

[8:18:10 PM] James T. Kirk says: Uhura..

[8:18:13 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Wow...

[8:18:17 PM] Spock says: ...

[8:18:23 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Uhura... She looks good like that

[8:18:31 PM] James T. Kirk says: Is this really the Enterprise? It looks like a cardboard box.

[8:19:01 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Gene Roddenbury?

[8:19:07 PM] James T. Kirk says: Hey there's Bill!

[8:19:15 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh Bill

[8:19:16 PM] Leonard McCoy says: and Len

[8:19:19 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Where's De?

[8:19:33 PM] Leonard McCoy says: as Doctor McCoy - Nice!

[8:19:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...what kind of stardate is THAT in the log?!

[8:20:00 PM] Leonard McCoy says: The bridge...

[8:20:05 PM] Leonard McCoy says: What happened to it?

[8:20:25 PM] Spock says: There is a lack of visual user interfaces on their command consoles.

[8:20:28 PM] James T. Kirk says: It's.. wow. What the hell? WHOA UHURA'S SKIRT IS SHORT.

[8:20:44 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim, our Uhura's skirt is short...

[8:20:57 PM] James T. Kirk says: Nah... wow look at her legs. I want to lick--

[8:21:40 PM] James T. Kirk says: Okay, seriously. What are these uniforms?

[8:22:03 PM] James T. Kirk says: "Storage compartments!" "What!" ...Is Bill echoing?

[8:22:18 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Yeah, is it just me, or does Jim repeat everything?

[8:22:30 PM] James T. Kirk says: Jim, you look like an idiot.

[8:22:55 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Fucking Klingons, even on the show...

[8:23:18 PM] James T. Kirk says: Dude, you mis-used the channel, get over it and suck it up.

[8:23:36 PM] Spock says: Jim, those communicators.

[8:24:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: I've never seen anything like it.

[8:24:11 PM] James T. Kirk says: WHOA SKIRT.

[8:24:11 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Heh, Jim got off some good lines there...

[8:24:30 PM] Spock says: Chekov seems rather...helpful to Nyota.

[8:24:50 PM] James T. Kirk says: HAHA... Jim gets pwned again.

[8:25:35 PM] Leonard McCoy says: What...

[8:25:36 PM] James T. Kirk says: Surely you want... a clump of hair?

[8:25:45 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim... is this

[8:25:48 PM] James T. Kirk says: Its purrrring!

[8:26:08 PM] Leonard McCoy says: IS THIS ABOUT TRIBBLES?

[8:26:16 PM] Spock says: Apparently so, Doctor.

[8:26:22 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Um, Bones? It's called "Trouble with Tribbles"

[8:26:36 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Goddammit, Jim...

[8:26:59 PM] Leonard McCoy says: See, who gets all the trouble started. Uhura.

[8:27:03 PM] Spock says: Why is quadrotriticale carelessly spilled over the counter of the bar?

[8:27:42 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Fuck, it squeaked.

[8:27:55 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Uhura, dammit, leave it there.

[8:27:59 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Don't take it on board.

[8:28:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: Okay. I've seen a tribble. THAT is a clump of hair.

[8:28:13 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I've been trying to find it on this ship, its escaped.

[8:28:19 PM] Spock says: ...why did this scene open with our counterparts sitting on a conference table?

[8:28:34 PM] James T. Kirk says: Why is everyone so old?

[8:28:45 PM] Leonard McCoy says: That video screen looks like a science project I did in school

[8:28:52 PM] James T. Kirk says: Um, question.

[8:28:55 PM] James T. Kirk says: Is Spock wearing makeup?

[8:29:02 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh

[8:29:03 PM] Leonard McCoy says: My

[8:29:04 PM] Leonard McCoy says: God

[8:29:07 PM] Leonard McCoy says: YES HE IS

[8:29:20 PM] Spock says: Jim. Leonard. Your necks are within my reach.

[8:29:25 PM] James T. Kirk says: That green shirt really shows off Jim's pecs...

[8:29:30 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Their turbolifts... they are like boxes.

[8:29:38 PM] James T. Kirk says: ................

[8:29:39 PM] James T. Kirk says: What.

[8:29:40 PM] James T. Kirk says: Are.

[8:29:41 PM] James T. Kirk says: Those.

[8:29:49 PM] Spock says: Klingons, perhaps?

[8:29:53 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...No.

[8:29:59 PM] James T. Kirk says: Those are NOT Klingons.

[8:30:10 PM] Leonard McCoy says: You know, Klingons didn't always have the prominent frontal ridge, Jim.

[8:30:17 PM] Leonard McCoy says: maybe... this is them.

[8:30:21 PM] James T. Kirk says: Really? ...Wow their pants are shiny.

[8:30:26 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...

[8:30:31 PM] Spock says: ...

[8:30:50 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow I want to punch him in the face

[8:31:07 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Fucking Klingons...

[8:31:48 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow, Jim can look pissed and happy at the same time.

[8:31:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: Can I do that?

[8:31:58 PM] Spock says: No.

[8:31:58 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ... yeah.

[8:32:09 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wait. Who is... SCOTTY!

[8:32:20 PM] James T. Kirk says: That girl has her underwear showing!

[8:32:21 PM] Spock says: Gentlemen, please.

[8:32:25 PM] James T. Kirk says: The one bending over!

[8:32:32 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I TOLD YOU THEY WERE TROUBLE

[8:32:37 PM] Leonard McCoy says: THE TRIBBLES

[8:32:51 PM] Spock says: ........................

[8:32:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....

[8:32:57 PM] James T. Kirk says: .....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

[8:33:00 PM] Spock says: ...............................

[8:33:06 PM] James T. Kirk says: DE!

[8:33:07 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh

[8:33:15 PM] Leonard McCoy says: it's DeForest...

[8:33:19 PM] Leonard McCoy says: He looks happy.

[8:33:29 PM] James T. Kirk says: He does.

[8:33:30 PM] Leonard McCoy says: NO UHURA! DON'T GIVE THEM AWAY

[8:33:36 PM] Leonard McCoy says: PUSH THEM OUT THE AIRLOCK

[8:33:44 PM] James T. Kirk says: WHAT!? No!

[8:33:46 PM] Spock says: Proliferating the species already...

[8:33:49 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...

[8:33:52 PM] James T. Kirk says: Shave 'em all and sell the fur.

[8:34:25 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow. Dirty look from Spock there.

[8:34:37 PM] Spock says: Because his captain is "out of line," as you would say.

[8:34:42 PM] Leonard McCoy says: LOOK AT SICKBAY

[8:34:44 PM] James T. Kirk says: (Does Bill talk really weird sometimes?)

[8:35:06 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow...

[8:35:08 PM] James T. Kirk says: His..

[8:35:13 PM] James T. Kirk says: His eyes are really, really blue...

[8:35:17 PM] Spock says: ...they are.

[8:35:35 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Honestly, am I and my otherself the only ones who knows about those damned creatures?

[8:36:05 PM] James T. Kirk says: The doors are weird, and don't open fully.

[8:36:16 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Look at all those red shirts.

[8:36:29 PM] Spock says: The waitresses have rather unusual outfits.

[8:36:50 PM] James T. Kirk says: Seriously, did he try to be friendly with a Klingon?

[8:37:03 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Man's got a case of the stupid

[8:37:12 PM] James T. Kirk says: I have to admit, I've never seen a Tribble act like that either.

[8:37:40 PM] James T. Kirk says: (...I want a Tribble now... Bones...?)

[8:37:58 PM] Leonard McCoy says: The one we have on board - it was only allowed on board because it came with a certification that it was sterilized, Jim.

[8:38:07 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (You can have that one...)

[8:38:10 PM] James T. Kirk says: We could get more...

[8:38:15 PM] Leonard McCoy says: No.

[8:38:25 PM] James T. Kirk says: OH. THAT KLINGON IS STARTING SOMETHING.

[8:38:27 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (seriously, Jim, bad idea)

[8:38:56 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...He isn't soft. *snicker*

[8:39:10 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh no Scotty isn't gonna let him talk about Jim like that - is he?

[8:39:15 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow, Scotty's being very calm about this.

[8:39:16 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Why is he just sitting there?

[8:39:32 PM] Spock says: He has not consumed a sufficient quantity of liquor.

[8:39:34 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Aww, Chekov wants to defend you, Jim.

[8:39:41 PM] James T. Kirk says: I know Chekov has always been loyal.

[8:39:53 PM] James T. Kirk says: OH NO HE DIDN'T.

[8:40:15 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh, now he Scot gets mad.... when the Enterprise gets insulted.

[8:40:30 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....Great. Now I know who's really loyal...

[8:40:40 PM] James T. Kirk says: NICE PUNCH SCOTTY!

[8:41:15 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow, that trader guy is an ass.

[8:41:21 PM] Spock says: Opportunistic.

[8:41:22 PM] James T. Kirk says: And Chekov needs to be taught how to throw a punch.

[8:42:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: That guy who's with Chekov and Scotty deserves a raise. He's a good fighter!

[8:42:20 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...this is a long fight scene.

[8:42:26 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Just saying, for a television show.

[8:42:39 PM] James T. Kirk says: I don't watch enough tv to know?

[8:43:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow, Chekov got his ass kicked. Look at that bruise.

[8:43:10 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh no... cancelled shore leave? Dammit Jim, that's cruel!

[8:43:11 PM] Spock says: "A small disturbance"?

[8:43:24 PM] James T. Kirk says: Nice, covering all their asses. Good job.

[8:43:58 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...Scotty's wearing make-up too.

[8:44:01 PM] James T. Kirk says: He is?

[8:44:09 PM] James T. Kirk says: He's got a shiner... but makeup?

[8:44:54 PM] Leonard McCoy says: "Tin-plated overbearing" - that's not you, Jim.

[8:45:01 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...and the REST OF IT?

[8:45:10 PM] Spock says: At least he is honest about the recollection of the incident.

[8:45:27 PM] James T. Kirk says: Jim's eyes are very pretty... and Scotty, you're an asshole.

[8:46:04 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Did Jim just give him a reward?

[8:46:14 PM] Leonard McCoy says: WHAT THE FUCK

[8:46:20 PM] Leonard McCoy says: TRIBBLES EVERYWHERE

[8:46:29 PM] Spock says: Disquieting indeed.

[8:46:37 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Hey, Otherself has short sleeves...

[8:46:40 PM] James T. Kirk says: Hey Spock, DOES everything have to have a practical use?

[8:46:44 PM] Spock says: Yes.

[8:46:48 PM] Spock says: Even you, Captain.

[8:46:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....

[8:46:55 PM] James T. Kirk says: I think I was just insulted.

[8:47:11 PM] Leonard McCoy says: shut up, Jim.

[8:47:13 PM] James T. Kirk says: HA! BURN SPOCK!

[8:47:23 PM] James T. Kirk says: GO DE! GO DE!

[8:47:39 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim, you sat on one!

[8:47:42 PM] James T. Kirk says: Is that a tribble in your chair or are you just happy to see e?

[8:47:47 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I mean, Bill, or... whoever...

[8:47:55 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I'm getting confused now, to be honest.

[8:47:57 PM] Spock says: I do not recall any part of you cooing, Jim.

[8:48:04 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (I do)

[8:48:05 PM] James T. Kirk says: Well what about the other night in bed--

[8:48:09 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Thanks Bones.

[8:48:31 PM] James T. Kirk says: Um, I think the ship's infested.

[8:48:31 PM] Leonard McCoy says: It's got to do with where you stroke him- nevermind.

[8:48:35 PM] Spock says: .......

[8:48:35 PM] James T. Kirk says: BONES.

[8:48:37 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...

[8:48:38 PM] James T. Kirk says: Go on.

[8:48:54 PM] Spock says: Shifting blame again, Doctor.

[8:49:01 PM] James T. Kirk says: De's smile... wow...

[8:49:20 PM] James T. Kirk says: (MAKEUP!)

[8:49:30 PM] Spock says: The similarities between you and these tribbles is remarkable, Jim.

[8:49:45 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Excuse me?

[8:49:55 PM] Leonard McCoy says: He's got a bit of a point, you know.

[8:50:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wait. Wait. WHAT?

[8:50:34 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....

[8:50:34 PM] James T. Kirk says: WOW.

[8:50:36 PM] James T. Kirk says: SPOCK.

[8:50:38 PM] James T. Kirk says: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[8:50:51 PM] Spock says: Sometimes metaphors are necessary in explaining things to less gifted individuals.

[8:50:52 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Spock, even here, likes his big words...

[8:51:32 PM] James T. Kirk says: HA! GOOD LINE JIM! "It's you I take lightly."

[8:51:56 PM] James T. Kirk says: ( ....makeup! )

[8:52:04 PM] Spock says: (Jim.)

[8:52:24 PM] James T. Kirk says: (Can I try some makeup on you?)

[8:52:41 PM] Spock says: (No. Your skill is questionable. )

[8:52:42 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (...Good god, Jim)

[8:52:52 PM] James T. Kirk says: (EXCUSE ME? I'm good at putting on makeup!)

[8:53:08 PM] Spock says: (I have seen those visual records, Jim, and they are not as flattering as your natural form. )

[8:53:11 PM] James T. Kirk says: HOLY SHIT TRIBBLES.

[8:53:17 PM] James T. Kirk says: IN THE FOOD!

[8:53:19 PM] Leonard McCoy says: They're on the walls...

[8:53:28 PM] Spock says: How did they infiltrate the replicators?

[8:53:29 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Is that... a replicator?

[8:53:49 PM] James T. Kirk says: That doesn't look like a replicator.

[8:54:03 PM] Spock says: "Food processor," I believe they called it.

[8:54:11 PM] James T. Kirk says: What the hell is that?

[8:54:20 PM] James T. Kirk says: KICK IT LIKE A FOOTBALL JIM!

[8:55:04 PM] Spock says: Why does he continue to hold that tribble?

[8:55:09 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....

[8:55:10 PM] James T. Kirk says: HAHAHAHHAHA

[8:55:11 PM] Leonard McCoy says: What

[8:55:13 PM] Spock says: ..............

[8:55:14 PM] James T. Kirk says: FLOOD OF TRIBBLES!

[8:55:25 PM] Leonard McCoy says: OH MY FUCKING GOD

[8:55:33 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim- they're all over you

[8:55:34 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow, Jim looks pissed.

[8:55:39 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (kinky...)

[8:55:55 PM] James T. Kirk says: Spock you're a fucking calculator.

[8:56:01 PM] Spock says: Thank you, Jim.

[8:56:41 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Someone is throwing tribbles at Jim's head.

[8:56:44 PM] Spock says: Irons?

[8:56:53 PM] James T. Kirk says: De looks so happy about his way too late discovery.

[8:57:28 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Poor McCoy - he's overworked.

[8:57:33 PM] James T. Kirk says: Bullshit.

[8:57:42 PM] Spock says: Quite.

[8:57:56 PM] James T. Kirk says: Where are they going to PUT all those tribbles?!

[8:59:28 PM] Leonard McCoy says: The tribbles are screaming...

[8:59:55 PM] Leonard McCoy says: at Klingons

[8:59:59 PM] Spock says: Your counterpart makes remarkable deductions here.

[9:00:06 PM] James T. Kirk says: HA! Perceptive.

[9:00:14 PM] James T. Kirk says: Sounds just like you.

[9:00:17 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Genius, right?

[9:00:34 PM] James T. Kirk says: Was there any reason for Bones coming into that room?

[9:00:45 PM] Leonard McCoy says: To save the day, thank you very much.

[9:01:04 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I told you, Otherself was overworked!

[9:01:13 PM] Spock says: With a simple medical tricorder. I question the feasibility of this.

[9:01:27 PM] James T. Kirk says: Jim's torturing that guy with tribbles.

[9:01:28 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I don't see you having discovered this, Commander.

[9:01:59 PM] Spock says: My duties lay in diplomacy, clearly.

[9:02:06 PM] James T. Kirk says: Awww, Jim likes the tribbles now.

[9:02:11 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Stick with your talents...

[9:02:40 PM] James T. Kirk says: 20 years?!

[9:02:47 PM] Spock says: Yes.

[9:03:25 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow Spock, you're pissed. 17.9 years...

[9:03:32 PM] Spock says: Unimpressed, Jim.

[9:03:38 PM] Leonard McCoy says: To collect tribbles?

[9:03:41 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Wow

[9:03:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: I really don't think it'd take that long...

[9:03:53 PM] Spock says: They reproduce during the collection process as well.

[9:04:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: Not if they aren't fed.

[9:04:05 PM] James T. Kirk says: And a huge amount of them died.

[9:04:29 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I can't get over the bridge... it looks so - unshiny.

[9:04:35 PM] Spock says: Less lighting.

[9:04:36 PM] James T. Kirk says: It looks ugly as fuck.

[9:05:04 PM] James T. Kirk says: I LOVE HOW EVERYONE'S BLAMING EACH OTHER!

[9:05:32 PM] James T. Kirk says: .....

[9:05:34 PM] James T. Kirk says: Gave them.

[9:05:35 PM] James T. Kirk says: to the...

[9:05:41 PM] Spock says: ...inventive.

[9:05:52 PM] Spock says: Apparently Klingons do not maintain their shields, either.

[9:05:54 PM] James T. Kirk says: SPOCK HOW COULD YOU NOT LAUGH AT THAT>..

[9:05:57 PM] Leonard McCoy says: So... the Klingons end up with tribbles?

[9:06:07 PM] Leonard McCoy says: That is fucking hysterical.

[9:06:11 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh, music...

[9:06:16 PM] James T. Kirk says: That was a GREAT ...if not... very weird... show.

[9:06:17 PM] Leonard McCoy says: This is not so good.

[9:06:31 PM] James T. Kirk says: Their ship looks like a toy floating in space.

[9:06:37 PM] James T. Kirk says: (...maybe it was?)

[9:06:47 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I think I saw a string holding it up

[9:06:53 PM] Spock says: Impossible, Leonard.

[9:07:01 PM] James T. Kirk says: How's that impossible?

[9:07:08 PM] James T. Kirk says: Do you guys wanna watch another one?

[9:07:21 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Lemme get something to eat. I'm hungry...

[9:07:38 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Anyone want a sandwich?

[9:07:43 PM] James T. Kirk says: YES!

[9:07:51 PM] Spock says: Not if it is as successful as your chocolate cake.

[9:07:59 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...

[9:08:01 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...

[9:08:15 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....

[9:08:17 PM] James T. Kirk says: (snicker)

[9:08:22 PM] James T. Kirk says: I think...

[9:08:23 PM] Leonard McCoy says: :(

[9:08:24 PM] James T. Kirk says: Spock just made a joke.

[9:08:45 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Is that what you call it?

[9:08:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: IT WAS A GOOD ONE!

[9:08:53 PM] Spock says: Jim, just because I am Vulcan does not mean I lack a sense of humour.

[9:08:57 PM] James T. Kirk says: Bullshit.

[9:09:08 PM] Leonard McCoy says: You do lack a sandwich, as I'm not making you one.

[9:09:27 PM] Spock says: ..............

[9:09:32 PM] James T. Kirk says: Bones.... wow. You deserve another beer for that.

[9:10:12 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Yes, I do... here you go, Jim.

[9:10:59 PM] Spock says: ...Leonard.

[9:11:08 PM] James T. Kirk says: Thanks Bones.

[9:14:59 PM] Spock says: Jim, why not select this one?

[9:16:01 PM] James T. Kirk says: Mmm... Operation Annihilate? Sounds... actiony.

[9:16:27 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Fuck, sounds like something where Sickbay'd be utilized...

[9:16:42 PM] James T. Kirk says: I've got it!

[9:17:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: It's an episode where Bones leaps from the shadows and ninja-hypos people because he's gone completely insane.

[9:17:19 PM] Leonard McCoy says: That's tomorrow morning, if I don't get some sleep tonight.

[9:17:32 PM] James T. Kirk says: Sorry but you won't.... not if I can help it~

[9:17:33 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (you kept me up way too late last night, Jim darlin')

[9:17:40 PM] Spock says: Gentlemen. Please.

[9:17:43 PM] James T. Kirk says: (Are you COMPLAINING?)

[9:17:54 PM] James T. Kirk says: ( You certainly weren't last night... )

[9:17:58 PM] Spock says: Gentlemen.

[9:17:59 PM] James T. Kirk says: ( In fact I remember things like... )

[9:18:02 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (just saying, I'm gonna be a pisser in the morning.)

[9:18:06 PM] James T. Kirk says: ( Harder Jim! Faster, you're so big.. )

[9:18:12 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (...)

[9:18:15 PM] Spock says: Jim.

[9:18:19 PM] James T. Kirk says: Yessir?

[9:20:15 PM] Spock says: If it is necessary to utilize the ball gag which is located in your third bottom drawer to watch this episode, I will not hesitate to proceed.

[9:20:52 PM] James T. Kirk says: ..............................

[9:20:57 PM] Spock says: Well?

[9:20:58 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ....

[9:21:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: (How...?!)

[9:21:07 PM] James T. Kirk says: (BONES!)

[9:21:09 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (I didn't tell him...)

[9:21:14 PM] Spock says: You forget that I possess the ability to read your mind.

[9:21:17 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (I mean, I don't think i told him)

[9:21:19 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...

[9:21:24 PM] James T. Kirk says: God. Dammit.

[9:21:32 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (god, I love that ball gag)

[9:21:38 PM] James T. Kirk says: (.... <3)

[9:21:44 PM] Spock says: (It is a pleasant colour. )

[9:21:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: (I'm more int---SPOCK SHUT THE FUCK UP.)

[9:22:06 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (... maybe later?)

[9:22:08 PM] James T. Kirk says: (YEA? WELL THINK ABOUT THIS.)

[9:22:39 PM] Spock says: Jim. I do not see you selecting this episode.

[9:22:52 PM] James T. Kirk says: Didn't realize you liked 'em hairy. Fine, starting now.

[9:23:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: I love the short skirts.

[9:23:59 PM] James T. Kirk says: Denaba?

[9:24:04 PM] James T. Kirk says: Deneva?

[9:24:18 PM] Spock says: A popular colony.

[9:24:42 PM] James T. Kirk says: THERE IS NO STAR CHART THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT.

[9:24:52 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Bones is on the bridge alot...

[9:24:58 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Same as always?

[9:25:13 PM] James T. Kirk says: SULU!!!

[9:25:17 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...I don't like bothering you up there.

[9:25:21 PM] James T. Kirk says: Um, Spock?

[9:25:25 PM] James T. Kirk says: What are you looking into?

[9:25:34 PM] Spock says: I have no similar device on my console.

[9:25:35 PM] Leonard McCoy says: A box?

[9:25:45 PM] James T. Kirk says: It's a tube.

[9:26:09 PM] James T. Kirk says: 480 degrees...what?

[9:26:09 PM] Leonard McCoy says: What the fuck?

[9:26:16 PM] Leonard McCoy says: What -was that a spinny thing?

[9:26:17 PM] James T. Kirk says: (MAKEUP!)

[9:26:23 PM] Spock says: (JIM.)

[9:27:13 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (I think they've all got some, to some extent Jim...)

[9:27:25 PM] James T. Kirk says: (Jim doesn't...)

[9:27:29 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (though Jim's a little shiny)

[9:27:29 PM] James T. Kirk says: WAIT.

[9:27:31 PM] James T. Kirk says: WHAT?

[9:27:33 PM] James T. Kirk says: SAM!?

[9:27:38 PM] Spock says: Interesting.

[9:27:41 PM] Leonard McCoy says: What did he say?

[9:27:52 PM] James T. Kirk says: He said my--Jim's brother is on that planet!

[9:27:56 PM] James T. Kirk says: and... his FAMILY?

[9:28:07 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...

[9:28:26 PM] Spock says: Well, considering the time difference and the circumstances, it is not completely unsurprising.

[9:28:35 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Hey, I wasn't in the credits on this one...

[9:28:42 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I mean, DeForest wasn't.

[9:28:46 PM] James T. Kirk says: You weren't.. weird.

[9:29:44 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....What the hell Jim.

[9:29:47 PM] James T. Kirk says: That was mean.

[9:30:03 PM] James T. Kirk says: SAM!

[9:30:09 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Research biologist?!

[9:30:11 PM] James T. Kirk says: WIFE?!

[9:30:16 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...

[9:30:32 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow they have some WIDE cuffs on their pants.

[9:30:38 PM] James T. Kirk says: (...MAKEUP!)

[9:30:40 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Is this what happened? I mean, your lives were so different?

[9:30:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: I...don't know...

[9:31:10 PM] James T. Kirk says: What the hell kinda planet looks like that?

[9:31:22 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Earth?

[9:31:56 PM] Spock says: It is a human colony; the architecture should not be so foreign to either of you.

[9:32:02 PM] James T. Kirk says: It's ugly.

[9:32:11 PM] James T. Kirk says: WHOA those people look pissed.

[9:32:26 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....

[9:32:28 PM] Leonard McCoy says: What

[9:32:30 PM] James T. Kirk says: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[9:32:57 PM] Leonard McCoy says: The phasers were... strange.

[9:33:12 PM] James T. Kirk says: Spock what's that thing on your hip?

[9:33:19 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I was just about to ask

[9:33:37 PM] Spock says: ....

[9:33:38 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Hypo!

[9:33:43 PM] James T. Kirk says: Oh shit...

[9:33:52 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...

[9:33:52 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...

[9:33:53 PM] James T. Kirk says: Is that...

[9:33:55 PM] Spock says: ...........

[9:33:58 PM] James T. Kirk says: Jim... with a moustache?

[9:34:01 PM] Leonard McCoy says: oh shit.

[9:34:03 PM] Spock says: ....yes.

[9:34:08 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (...Spock)

[9:34:14 PM] James T. Kirk says: Well, shit. Sam's dead...

[9:34:23 PM] James T. Kirk says: Red hair?

[9:34:26 PM] Spock says: (...?)

[9:35:06 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim, did you know? Did other Jim ever tell you - about his Sam?

[9:35:55 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...No.

[9:36:09 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Maybe - it hasn't happened yet?

[9:36:19 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Maybe we... should we... tell him...?

[9:36:49 PM] Spock says: He would be unable to stop it from where he is now.

[9:37:18 PM] James T. Kirk says: Shit... maybe we shouldn't then.

[9:37:38 PM] James T. Kirk says: (Is it just me or does it sound like she's gonna come?)

[9:37:50 PM] Spock says: The hypos are of an unusual construction.

[9:37:50 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (...)

[9:38:45 PM] James T. Kirk says: That is the most bizarre bio bed I've ever seen.

[9:38:56 PM] Spock says: How can her blood temperature drop so suddenly after dying...?

[9:39:11 PM] James T. Kirk says: Maybe when her heart stopped the bio bed stopped taking readings?

[9:39:29 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow De's arms are hairy.

[9:39:29 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Aw, damn... this is making me sad.

[9:40:01 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim, count the red shirts

[9:40:06 PM] James T. Kirk says: Jim talks WEIRD... Um, three?

[9:40:08 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Make sure Spock didn't lose any

[9:40:12 PM] James T. Kirk says: Ha!

[9:40:25 PM] Spock says: Leonard. Please. I do not needlessly sacrifice personnel.

[9:40:44 PM] James T. Kirk says: .....

[9:40:46 PM] James T. Kirk says: WHAT...

[9:40:58 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....

[9:41:03 PM] James T. Kirk says: ITS A FLYING VOMIT PANCAKE!??!?!?!!

[9:41:04 PM] Spock says: Those are the most bizarre creatures I have seen...and they possess the capability for flight.

[9:41:04 PM] Leonard McCoy says: It's like a leech!

[9:41:40 PM] James T. Kirk says: That's because it's a flying vomit pancake!

[9:41:52 PM] Leonard McCoy says: that's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen.

[9:41:54 PM] James T. Kirk says: OH SHIT

[9:41:56 PM] James T. Kirk says: SPOCK

[9:41:56 PM] Spock says: !!!

[9:42:00 PM] Leonard McCoy says: IT GOT SPOCK

[9:42:13 PM] Leonard McCoy says: RIP IT OFF JIM

[9:42:14 PM] James T. Kirk says: THANKS RED SHIRTS.

[9:42:16 PM] James T. Kirk says: JUST STAND THERE.

[9:42:18 PM] James T. Kirk says: Whoa

[9:42:20 PM] Spock says: ..........

[9:42:22 PM] James T. Kirk says: That looked painful.

[9:42:26 PM] Spock says: Quite.

[9:42:39 PM] James T. Kirk says: Chapel!

[9:42:43 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Hey, its Chapel

[9:43:05 PM] James T. Kirk says: Hey look its your o-face Spock!

[9:43:06 PM] Spock says: .......................

[9:43:18 PM] James T. Kirk says: (MAKEUP ON BONES!)

[9:43:35 PM] James T. Kirk says: Whoa.

[9:43:38 PM] James T. Kirk says: Bones takes charge.

[9:43:40 PM] James T. Kirk says: (That was hot.)

[9:43:45 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Bones is operating, give him some slack, Chapel.

[9:44:21 PM] Spock says: Leonard, you should not traverse the ship carrying delicate samples of foreign organisms.

[9:44:43 PM] Leonard McCoy says: It makes for better scene than a comm, apparently.

[9:44:48 PM] Leonard McCoy says: More powerful.

[9:44:48 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...oh shit.

[9:44:52 PM] James T. Kirk says: Is Spock gonna die or something...?

[9:45:04 PM] Spock says: That would be a poor ending.

[9:45:08 PM] James T. Kirk says: (MAKEUP!)

[9:45:45 PM] Leonard McCoy says: LOCATE AND RESTRAIN SPOCK

[9:45:47 PM] James T. Kirk says: Whoa.. that's some serious Vulcan strength.

[9:45:57 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (you know you always wanted to say that, Jim.)

[9:46:04 PM] Leonard McCoy says: YES

[9:46:05 PM] Leonard McCoy says: YES

[9:46:08 PM] Leonard McCoy says: HYPO

[9:46:14 PM] Spock says: ............

[9:46:14 PM] Leonard McCoy says: GOT HIM!

[9:46:16 PM] James T. Kirk says: I think Bones gets off on that hypo thing.

[9:46:24 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Sure as fuck I do...

[9:46:28 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I mean...

[9:46:33 PM] Leonard McCoy says: its medicine, Jim.

[9:46:45 PM] Spock says: The pain control is admirable.

[9:46:53 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....Spock you sound exactly like you're gonna come.

[9:47:16 PM] Spock says: Perhaps you should consider if the two circumstances are not dissimilar?

[9:47:29 PM] James T. Kirk says: (...I tihnk Spock likes being restrained. )

[9:47:37 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (damned straight)

[9:47:52 PM] James T. Kirk says: Twitch twitch.

[9:48:45 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....Okay so.

[9:48:46 PM] Spock says: Confined? Using simple medical restraints?

[9:48:56 PM] James T. Kirk says: Does everyone else notice that Jim has these weird pauses when he talks?

[9:48:59 PM] Leonard McCoy says: those aren't bits of twine, Spock

[9:49:11 PM] Spock says: Neither are they steel, Doctor.

[9:49:28 PM] Leonard McCoy says: and yeah, Jim talks weird...

[9:49:44 PM] Spock says: See. Observe this, Leonard.

[9:49:50 PM] James T. Kirk says: Steel means jack shit to a Vulcan.

[9:50:21 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Fuck it, Spock, you broke my restraints...

[9:50:37 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I don't wanna hear shit about breaking a replicator

[9:50:55 PM] Spock says: Your medical restraints are not necessary to generate sustenance.

[9:51:00 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh, Scotty says no

[9:51:01 PM] James T. Kirk says: NECK PINCH.

[9:51:11 PM] Leonard McCoy says: GO SCOTTY

[9:51:17 PM] James T. Kirk says: I'd like to comment that that shit? Hurts, and I've had easier hangovers.

[9:52:03 PM] Spock says: It is obviously an effective deterrent.

[9:52:21 PM] Spock says: Bed, Doctor...?

[9:52:22 PM] James T. Kirk says: He's got a point...

[9:52:26 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Yes, Commander,you should be in bed.

[9:52:34 PM] Leonard McCoy says: But you say no... alas.

[9:52:49 PM] James T. Kirk says: That's not a phaser.

[9:52:51 PM] Leonard McCoy says: No one listens to the doctor...

[9:52:53 PM] James T. Kirk says: It looks like a remote.

[9:52:58 PM] James T. Kirk says: (I do, in bed baby.)

[9:52:58 PM] Spock says: I believe that is your thigh pressing against mine, Leonard.

[9:53:13 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (fuck i love it when you call me that...)

[9:53:19 PM] James T. Kirk says: ( ...<3 )

[9:53:42 PM] Leonard McCoy says: It is, Commander. You like it there?

[9:53:51 PM] James T. Kirk says: HE'S GOING TO CLUB SPOCK WITH A GIANT BOLT.

[9:54:10 PM] Spock says: ...I do.

[9:54:29 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Fuck, Spock, don't your fingers cramp from all that nerve pinching?

[9:54:33 PM] James T. Kirk says: That some serious pain face.

[9:54:44 PM] James T. Kirk says: FLYING VOMIT PANCAKES.

[9:55:26 PM] James T. Kirk says: You look like a cat Spock, picking your prey.

[9:55:51 PM] Spock says: A coincidence, Jim.

[9:56:07 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...this is why we are in space? To discover life like that?

[9:56:21 PM] James T. Kirk says: It's disturbing life.

[9:57:02 PM] James T. Kirk says: (So. much. makeup.)

[9:57:45 PM] James T. Kirk says: You two have to work together~

[9:57:55 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow.

[9:58:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: Some serious sexual tension there.

[9:58:01 PM] Spock says: Jim, it would be helpful if you requested scientific analyses while knowing the scope of your request.

[9:58:01 PM] James T. Kirk says: I mean..

[9:58:13 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...

[9:58:15 PM] Spock says: ...

[9:58:18 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I'm trying to save his life, Jim.

[9:58:21 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I mean, Otherself.

[9:58:31 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I don't even know anymore.

[9:58:36 PM] James T. Kirk says: Uh huh.

[9:58:56 PM] Spock says: Fourteen laboratories only? The ship is remarkably smaller...

[9:59:26 PM] James T. Kirk says: How big I wonder is the--whoa Jim. A million people destroy...

[9:59:37 PM] Leonard McCoy says: That ship looks fake in the space shots...

[9:59:43 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Jim, he's not really gonna...

[9:59:46 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Is he?

[9:59:50 PM] James T. Kirk says: I don't know!

[10:01:24 PM] James T. Kirk says: Maybe if the kid's going to wake up in a ton of pain... maybe you SHOULDN'T let him be awake?

[10:01:40 PM] Spock says: More of those remarkable deductions.

[10:02:31 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Hey, smart Jim is smart!

[10:02:35 PM] James T. Kirk says: Damn right.

[10:02:38 PM] Spock says: Surprisingly.

[10:02:41 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....stfu.

[10:02:52 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (my genius)

[10:03:34 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....Spock that was bullshit.

[10:03:38 PM] James T. Kirk says: And you know it.

[10:03:49 PM] James T. Kirk says: "closed darkened space"

[10:03:50 PM] James T. Kirk says: Uh huh.

[10:03:53 PM] Spock says: /I/ did not recall that summary.

[10:03:53 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Bones cares about eye safety - googles on!

[10:05:21 PM] James T. Kirk says: Let's just toss Spock in the light closet!

[10:05:33 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Aww, Bones looks genuinely sad.

[10:05:36 PM] Spock says: The haste of this procedure is worrisome...

[10:06:00 PM] James T. Kirk says: Lots of LOOKING...

[10:06:07 PM] James T. Kirk says: Wow.

[10:06:13 PM] James T. Kirk says: Totally willing to sacrifice you.

[10:06:58 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Awww, Jim and Bones are worried about you, Spock

[10:07:07 PM] Spock says: !!

[10:07:07 PM] James T. Kirk says: ....HOLY FUCK.

[10:07:29 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Spock - he's blind?

[10:07:39 PM] Spock says: ....

[10:08:08 PM] James T. Kirk says: Oh.

[10:08:10 PM] James T. Kirk says: Shit.

[10:08:25 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Oh, I feel like shit.

[10:08:31 PM] James T. Kirk says: Oh...shit. Jim's pissed.

[10:08:32 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Even though it wasn't really me.

[10:08:51 PM] Spock says: I shall not push us into hasty scientific procedures such as this, Leonard.

[10:09:10 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I agree, Spock. Sorry, you know, for blinding you.

[10:09:10 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...every person on that planet's about to get CANCER. A nice healthy dose.

[10:09:12 PM] Leonard McCoy says: On television.

[10:09:47 PM] Leonard McCoy says: THEY'RE MELTING

[10:09:55 PM] Spock says: This is rather unsavory.

[10:09:58 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...that is... the foulest thing I think I've ever seen.

[10:10:41 PM] Leonard McCoy says: That Bones' office is cleaner than mine.

[10:10:48 PM] James T. Kirk says: That's some convenient lighting on Jim there.

[10:11:17 PM] James T. Kirk says: !!!

[10:11:27 PM] Spock says: ........oh.

[10:11:33 PM] James T. Kirk says: Inner...

[10:11:35 PM] James T. Kirk says: Eye...lid...

[10:11:37 PM] Leonard McCoy says: wait

[10:11:39 PM] Spock says: ........

[10:11:43 PM] James T. Kirk says: You mean...

[10:11:44 PM] Leonard McCoy says: inner eyelid?

[10:11:47 PM] James T. Kirk says: like... a cat?!

[10:11:50 PM] Spock says: ........................................................

[10:11:54 PM] Leonard McCoy says: yes Jim, like a cat

[10:12:12 PM] James T. Kirk says: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[10:12:30 PM] James T. Kirk says: Oh my god.

[10:12:48 PM] Spock says: You forgot about my ears, Leonard.

[10:12:57 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I did, Spock.

[10:12:58 PM] James T. Kirk says: You also called Bones ugly.

[10:13:05 PM] Leonard McCoy says: ...

[10:13:12 PM] Spock says: I do not think that was that implication.

[10:14:32 PM] James T. Kirk says: So. Much. Makeup.

[10:14:42 PM] Leonard McCoy says: a strong reaction?

[10:15:00 PM] Leonard McCoy says: not exactly a ringing endorsement for my good looks...

[10:15:18 PM] James T. Kirk says: ... Well Spock can suck a lemon. I'll keep your good looks all to myself.

[10:15:28 PM] Spock says: Why would I do such a thing, Jim?

[10:15:31 PM] Leonard McCoy says: (all for you, Jim)

[10:15:32 PM] James T. Kirk says: Yes.

[10:16:33 PM] James T. Kirk says: So. That was... informative.

[10:18:30 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I'm not sure - I mean, I can see how it would be interesting. All those adventures.

[10:18:40 PM] Leonard McCoy says: But ... its us, and its not us.

[10:19:15 PM] Spock says: Obviously.

[10:19:16 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...the thing about Sam kinda bugs me.

[10:19:21 PM] Spock says: Why?

[10:19:25 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Um, he DIED?

[10:19:55 PM] Leonard McCoy says: I just - his life would have been so much different, like Jim's-

[10:20:06 PM] Leonard McCoy says: if it hadn't happened.

[10:20:10 PM] Spock says: The absence of a father figure can have that effect.

[10:20:22 PM] James T. Kirk says: Look at all the other shit that was fate? ...I just.. I mean...

[10:21:05 PM] Leonard McCoy says: The dynamic of an entire family - and it ended up changing everything... I mean, I don't know. It makes my head hurt.

[10:22:14 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Wanna go to bed?

[10:22:25 PM] James T. Kirk says: ...Sure.

[10:22:25 PM] Spock says: So forward.

[10:23:34 PM] Leonard McCoy says: Fortune favors the bold, Commander.

[10:24:32 PM] Spock says: ...perhaps.