[PADD Messages from Last Night]

[kirktastic]

You know, there's always someone who can read the thousands of PADD messages sent each day. I rarely have the time to go over all of them, but once in a while, one catches my eye and I can't help but react.

So, tell me my crew, what disturbing, funny, confusing, or mysterious PADD messages have been sent your way lately?

(OOC: Yes, this is

Comments

[anonymous]

There's some groaning coming from the supply closet. Someone's sick or someone's having a good time.

Either way, I don't want to know who. Can't look them in the face after hearing that noise.

[anonymous]

Councilor Fey'lya, tonguing a Horta is not conducive to diplomatic endeavors. Please stop drinking the pop.

[anonymous]

There's sex-pop around here somewhere???

[anonymous]

I don't know. That was from the entries to the long range scan monthly contest

[anonymous]

I wish they would hurry up and just screw over the helm controls. It'd be hot and it'd solve a hell of a lot of the UST going on between them. And hell, who wouldn't want to tap that ass?