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[kiroku]

I'm trying to write my resume for Mother Fools, and it's not working out

here's what i have, like you all care a bunch.

Azeria Buening

Comments

[dithy]

Has he have a camo vest with a Ramones patch on it?

[kiroku]

probably, but i don't know.

[dithy]

Catys cute, she needs herself a cute boy.

[_belleza]

say you got voted best smile but then they found out you werent a senior haha

[_belleza]

(because east is stupid)
i could see something like that happening

[jimbo_muffins]

As could I.

[jimbo_muffins]

Caty's got cooler friends to hang out with than us. Le sigh. At least we still have Otto. Although it wont be long before he starts heading off too kindergarten and having a bunch of cooler frienz than us. I SHALL NO LONGER BE (?uncle?) JIMMO!!! *sobs*

I insert the "uncle" because I've always wanted to be somebody's cool uncle, but my sister is going to either not have kids or her kids are going to be really ugly or she's going to make them all CRAZY, like she's my mother times 50, so they're going to be terrified of Uncle Jimbo. Until they get into their tweens and start doing synthamesc. Then they'll either think I'm the shit, or they'll knife my glazzies at family reunions and chain my yarbles because my cheesecake was sub par.

Fucking whippersnappers.

[stupidpirate]

under the shabazz thing you should write what you excelled at. like "i excelled at independant work" or something like that.
also, do do have a million dollar smile.