Kaiga's Groomers
Title: Kaiga's Groomers
Chapter: 1/2
Author: kiroyo
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I own this page of lies.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ruki x Koron, Reita x Kai
Synopsis: Forget slaying a dragon, would Reita survive his trip to the pet groomer's with Koron?
“Go on, take her.” Ruki said as he gently secured his hands around the small body of the Chihuahua and placed her carefully on his best friend’s lap. Reita startled upon contact with the black fur ball’s wet nose sniffing his arm. “You know you need her.”
Ruki winked.
Reita cringed.
“No I do not.” Huffed Reita, squirming as he tried to shove, no lightly push, the dog aside without being too violent lest he suffered the wrath of its owner, “And I have no idea what you are talking about.”
Ruki sighed as he stroked his pet’s head fondly, “Stop being stupid. Scroll through ‘K’ and you’d find ‘Kaiga’s Groomers’. My phone’s over at the kitchen. Go set an appointment for Koron. She needs a trim.” The shorter friend ordered before returning his attention back to the scruff ball of fluff and cooed at it with utmost adoration.
Reita rolled his eyes.
“Didn’t you just trim it a couple of weeks ago? It's still so-“
It was as though Ruki’s blue contacts melted and turned into pools of black asphalt with pools of swirling venom, and Reita gulped down the remainder of his words.
“It’s summer Rei. She would feel all hot and bothered!”
Reita decided that it was best for his own interest and welfare that it would be wise not to point out how odd that statement sounded hence he stood up and made his way over to the kitchen. On his way there, Ruki shouted, “Oh and look out for the calendar! Don’t book it on the dates that are marked red!” But Reita raised a hand and brushed him off. Picking up the black hand phone in sight, he browsed through the contacts and was soon dialing the pet shop.
“Hi! Kaiga’s Groomers!”
Reita cursed under his breath when his palms turned clammy. “Uh yes hi, I’d like to book an appointment for a dog.”
A bright chuckle ensued and Reita felt his knees buckle. He managed to grip the edge of the countertop just in time before a loud crash followed.
“Yes of course you’re booking it for your pet! What is it for? Bathing, trimming or…?”
“Trimming! Y-y-yeah. My dog needs a trim.” Reita sputtered, then he smashed his head against the fridge for his idiocy.
“Alright! We’re available on the 7th, 15th and 22nd of this month!” the voice on the other line cheerily replied.
Hurriedly scanning his eyes over the sparkly calendar in front of him, Reita settled his eyes on the number circled with bold vermillion ink and studded with a bright ruby rhinestone.
“22nd it is then.”
“Alright sir!” A slight shuffling was heard. “See you and Koron on the 22nd!”
Click, the line went dead and Reita collapsed against the cabinets of the kitchen.
Ruki then skipped in with the animal in his arms. “So,” he started, silently relishing the fact that this was one of the rare moments he could talk down to his friend who was on the floor, “When is it?”
“22nd this month.”
Ruki’s eyes grew wide. He whipped around and grabbed the bejeweled calendar and his jaw fell open.
“I told you not to choose the dates that are marked red!”
Reita blinked. “Oh you did? I didn’t catch that.”
“You’re gonna be so fucking dead.”
The pit of his guts begun to churn uneasily. “Why?”
“’Cause that’s when Koron has her period! And here,” Ruki jabbed a short finger at the number 22, “is when her PMS is at its peak!” he returned the calendar to the table. “And you know how she’s like when she’s like that.”
The ceiling crashed and the ground gave way. Sunlight retreated from the blinds and the fridge he was leaning on before toppled onto him. Reita shooed his imagination away and groaned.
Of course he remembered. That marked the day he last called his mum “mummy” since he was in 3rd grade.
“You even keep track of her menstrual cycle?”
“Duh! That’s what good daddies are for!” Ruki deadpanned. “Am I not right Koron~ ♥” he cooed, rubbing noses with the dog which barked happily in response and lapped at his cheek.
A/N: I couldn't help myself from adding the ♥ at the back. I bet you all can totally hear AND see it too xD
Chapter: 1/2
Author: kiroyo
Genre: Fluff, Humour
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: I own this page of lies.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Ruki x Koron, Reita x Kai
Synopsis: Forget slaying a dragon, would Reita survive his trip to the pet groomer's with Koron?
“Go on, take her.” Ruki said as he gently secured his hands around the small body of the Chihuahua and placed her carefully on his best friend’s lap. Reita startled upon contact with the black fur ball’s wet nose sniffing his arm. “You know you need her.”
Ruki winked.
Reita cringed.
“No I do not.” Huffed Reita, squirming as he tried to shove, no lightly push, the dog aside without being too violent lest he suffered the wrath of its owner, “And I have no idea what you are talking about.”
Ruki sighed as he stroked his pet’s head fondly, “Stop being stupid. Scroll through ‘K’ and you’d find ‘Kaiga’s Groomers’. My phone’s over at the kitchen. Go set an appointment for Koron. She needs a trim.” The shorter friend ordered before returning his attention back to the scruff ball of fluff and cooed at it with utmost adoration.
Reita rolled his eyes.
“Didn’t you just trim it a couple of weeks ago? It's still so-“
It was as though Ruki’s blue contacts melted and turned into pools of black asphalt with pools of swirling venom, and Reita gulped down the remainder of his words.
“It’s summer Rei. She would feel all hot and bothered!”
Reita decided that it was best for his own interest and welfare that it would be wise not to point out how odd that statement sounded hence he stood up and made his way over to the kitchen. On his way there, Ruki shouted, “Oh and look out for the calendar! Don’t book it on the dates that are marked red!” But Reita raised a hand and brushed him off. Picking up the black hand phone in sight, he browsed through the contacts and was soon dialing the pet shop.
“Hi! Kaiga’s Groomers!”
Reita cursed under his breath when his palms turned clammy. “Uh yes hi, I’d like to book an appointment for a dog.”
A bright chuckle ensued and Reita felt his knees buckle. He managed to grip the edge of the countertop just in time before a loud crash followed.
“Yes of course you’re booking it for your pet! What is it for? Bathing, trimming or…?”
“Trimming! Y-y-yeah. My dog needs a trim.” Reita sputtered, then he smashed his head against the fridge for his idiocy.
“Alright! We’re available on the 7th, 15th and 22nd of this month!” the voice on the other line cheerily replied.
Hurriedly scanning his eyes over the sparkly calendar in front of him, Reita settled his eyes on the number circled with bold vermillion ink and studded with a bright ruby rhinestone.
“22nd it is then.”
“Alright sir!” A slight shuffling was heard. “See you and Koron on the 22nd!”
Click, the line went dead and Reita collapsed against the cabinets of the kitchen.
Ruki then skipped in with the animal in his arms. “So,” he started, silently relishing the fact that this was one of the rare moments he could talk down to his friend who was on the floor, “When is it?”
“22nd this month.”
Ruki’s eyes grew wide. He whipped around and grabbed the bejeweled calendar and his jaw fell open.
“I told you not to choose the dates that are marked red!”
Reita blinked. “Oh you did? I didn’t catch that.”
“You’re gonna be so fucking dead.”
The pit of his guts begun to churn uneasily. “Why?”
“’Cause that’s when Koron has her period! And here,” Ruki jabbed a short finger at the number 22, “is when her PMS is at its peak!” he returned the calendar to the table. “And you know how she’s like when she’s like that.”
The ceiling crashed and the ground gave way. Sunlight retreated from the blinds and the fridge he was leaning on before toppled onto him. Reita shooed his imagination away and groaned.
Of course he remembered. That marked the day he last called his mum “mummy” since he was in 3rd grade.
“You even keep track of her menstrual cycle?”
“Duh! That’s what good daddies are for!” Ruki deadpanned. “Am I not right Koron~ ♥” he cooed, rubbing noses with the dog which barked happily in response and lapped at his cheek.
A/N: I couldn't help myself from adding the ♥ at the back. I bet you all can totally hear AND see it too xD