Why I Am Not a Communist

[kirwar4face]

I got a call from Senator John McCain the other morning. After promising to lead the country as a good Ronald Reagan conservative, he emphasized that his top priority will be to win the war against Islamic Extremism. It occurred to me that now that Islamic extremism is the new boogeyman for jingoists, it was about time I thought about becoming a

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[kirwar4face]

Alas, their bumper stickers and t-shirts all suck. On t-shirts, either Ron Paul or Tenacious D will be the next President.

[kirwar4face]

Neuman, Alfred E., as in G. W. Bush?