I'm updating this thing in lieu of playing Gears of War 3 or Resistance 3 or sipping on some winter gourd tea. Actually, that's a lie, I'm just gonna go get some of that tea. ...And I'm back. And it's not even really tea. It's just winter gourd reduced to syrup and then reduced to a solid brick which you then reconstitute with water (or in my case ( Read more... )

suckerpunch:movies
cumshot compilation:porn

i miss the idea of you

milla jovovich, who else ( Read more... )

it's still january 1st in california

but out of taiwan, we have the breaking story of
the girl who has crabs in her eyelashes because she got too cozy with her pussy...cat

seriously, you've got more than one thing wrong about your life if you have genital-pet-face parasite transmission

and that's if we take your word for it

Firefighters accidentally show porn to 60 elementary school students

thus ends the drought of porn references in this blag

This post contains zero references to porn except this one. You've been warned.

The Kno is an LCD-based e-reader specifically designed for textbooks. Or so they say ( Read more... )

aka, anime fucks your mind ( Read more... )

So... if you're getting this from Future Shop, you get a little comic book that is probably non-canon. If you get it from Best Buy you get a bonus DLC costume that gives you unlimited ammo (very useful). Dunno about GameStop/EB Games' bonus.EDIT: EB games has the ninja DLC. BB has the robot trip DLC ( Read more... )

"I always thought she leaned towards closed punctuation. Which was fine, except when we fought and we punctuated speech by flinging tableware. And then I realized she actually had a severe comma splice problem.