No title - Tora x Shou [Oneshot]
Title : No title
Author : kiryu_pandakun
Chapter : Oneshot
Genre : Comedy.
Summary : Shou has his drunk friends over and they are messing up his place.
Pairings : Tora x Shou
Band : Alice nine
Warning : MxM, bad english
Disclaimer : I own myself and my stories!
Comment : Don't read it T___T
A certain vocalist sat in his kitchen all alone and tried to stab chibi tomatoes that where place on his plate.
*Stab* *Stab* *Stab*
He thought about everything that had happened. How he had invited his band members home without thinking. He didn't plan it. It just happened. And his friends just happened to bring liquor and now they where drunk. Having fun in his living room while he was in the kitchen and stabbed chibi tomatoes which only rolled off the plate and onto the floor.
What a waist of food. He would rather had pie but no, nao had to abuse it so that it couldn't been eaten by anyone.
*CRASH*
Shou ran into the living room where tora and saga danced half naked on the coffee table.
"Tora! Give me that bottle! Mine ran away from me!"
Saga tried to steal Tora's bottle. His own was crushed. It had stained my carpent.
And if two drunk half naked guys dancing on your table wasn't enough. They had also but their pants on hiroto's and nao's head.
Shou didn't know if he should laugh about it. When his friends were drunk anything could happen.
He observed his two friends. They eventually got off from the coffie table but what they did next was just confusing.
They put nao and hiroto close to each other.
Saga grabbed nao's hand and put it on hiroto's butt. They both started to giggled hystericly.
Poor nao. Poor hiroto.
And it didn't stop there.
Saga started to cover hiroto with pillows. He did that until hiroto was fully covered.
And tora, he put chairs around nao. On top of it he put a futon and on that he put down kitchen tools.
Saga had found a baseball which he put on nao's stomache as a finish to it all.
Saga clapped his hands and turned around only so that he could pass shou.
"I'm borrowing your kitchen!"
he said as he ran to shou's kitchen.
"What? Wait! Saga! Don't mess up my kitchen!"
*CRASH*
Shou ran to his kitchen with tora skipping after him.
Saga had messed everything up and was now sitting on the table eating dry bread.
"This is a great pizza! You guys want some?"
Tora laughed out loud and rolled down on the floor.
"I'm not giving you any pizza!" saga pouted and hide the dried bread in his jacket.
"I will eat everything by myself!"
"YOU TOO SHOULD JUST GO AND SLEEP LIKE HIROTO AND NAO ARE DOING!"
Shou grabbed saga's collar first and dragged him to the bed room where he locked him up.
Then he came back for tora but suprisingly tora was gone.
Shou scratched his head.
"Shou!"
saga was banging on the bedroom door.
He yelled about that one of his plushies was scarying him and that he wanted out.
"Don't worry saga. Just go to sleep and then it won't be scary anymore"
Shou walked towards the bathroom.
-
Tora had somehow ended up in the bathtub with a gorilla mask on. It was random he had found it laying around in shou's closet.
He wouldn't go through his friends' closets, but this time it was a bit tempting. And he had found this stupid gorilla mask that he now had on.
When the door to the bathroom opened he jumped out from the bathtub and scared shou.
Shou jumped back and started screaming like a little baby.
"MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed and tried to punch tora but tora takes off the gorilla mask and tells him to be quiet or he will wake up the others.
"STUPID TORA DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! WAIT. YOUR NOT DRUNK ARE YOU? YOU DON'T REAK OF ALCOHOL!"
"No. I'm drunk." he said as he pulled shou closer and kissed him. It was probably the weirdest kiss he ever reacheived. And that was from his best friend slash band mate.
"Shou"
He heard his name being called.
"Shou! Hey shou!"
But he didn't react to it.
"WAKE UP!"
A slap across the face woke shou up from his dream.
Saga,hiroto and nao was leaning over him.
They stared at him in a strange way.
Shou tried to get up but couldn't.
"I don't think that tora-shi will let you go that easily. You guys sleept in the bathtub togheter. Thanks to that i couldn't pee"
Nao poked tora very hard so that he woke up.
"Are you two going to be like that for the whole day? I haven't used the toilet since yesterday morning!"
A/N : This sucks.. whatever. So angry at myself. Can't write an ending or anything else. *Sobs*
Author : kiryu_pandakun
Chapter : Oneshot
Genre : Comedy.
Summary : Shou has his drunk friends over and they are messing up his place.
Pairings : Tora x Shou
Band : Alice nine
Warning : MxM, bad english
Disclaimer : I own myself and my stories!
Comment : Don't read it T___T
A certain vocalist sat in his kitchen all alone and tried to stab chibi tomatoes that where place on his plate.
*Stab* *Stab* *Stab*
He thought about everything that had happened. How he had invited his band members home without thinking. He didn't plan it. It just happened. And his friends just happened to bring liquor and now they where drunk. Having fun in his living room while he was in the kitchen and stabbed chibi tomatoes which only rolled off the plate and onto the floor.
What a waist of food. He would rather had pie but no, nao had to abuse it so that it couldn't been eaten by anyone.
*CRASH*
Shou ran into the living room where tora and saga danced half naked on the coffee table.
"Tora! Give me that bottle! Mine ran away from me!"
Saga tried to steal Tora's bottle. His own was crushed. It had stained my carpent.
And if two drunk half naked guys dancing on your table wasn't enough. They had also but their pants on hiroto's and nao's head.
Shou didn't know if he should laugh about it. When his friends were drunk anything could happen.
He observed his two friends. They eventually got off from the coffie table but what they did next was just confusing.
They put nao and hiroto close to each other.
Saga grabbed nao's hand and put it on hiroto's butt. They both started to giggled hystericly.
Poor nao. Poor hiroto.
And it didn't stop there.
Saga started to cover hiroto with pillows. He did that until hiroto was fully covered.
And tora, he put chairs around nao. On top of it he put a futon and on that he put down kitchen tools.
Saga had found a baseball which he put on nao's stomache as a finish to it all.
Saga clapped his hands and turned around only so that he could pass shou.
"I'm borrowing your kitchen!"
he said as he ran to shou's kitchen.
"What? Wait! Saga! Don't mess up my kitchen!"
*CRASH*
Shou ran to his kitchen with tora skipping after him.
Saga had messed everything up and was now sitting on the table eating dry bread.
"This is a great pizza! You guys want some?"
Tora laughed out loud and rolled down on the floor.
"I'm not giving you any pizza!" saga pouted and hide the dried bread in his jacket.
"I will eat everything by myself!"
"YOU TOO SHOULD JUST GO AND SLEEP LIKE HIROTO AND NAO ARE DOING!"
Shou grabbed saga's collar first and dragged him to the bed room where he locked him up.
Then he came back for tora but suprisingly tora was gone.
Shou scratched his head.
"Shou!"
saga was banging on the bedroom door.
He yelled about that one of his plushies was scarying him and that he wanted out.
"Don't worry saga. Just go to sleep and then it won't be scary anymore"
Shou walked towards the bathroom.
-
Tora had somehow ended up in the bathtub with a gorilla mask on. It was random he had found it laying around in shou's closet.
He wouldn't go through his friends' closets, but this time it was a bit tempting. And he had found this stupid gorilla mask that he now had on.
When the door to the bathroom opened he jumped out from the bathtub and scared shou.
Shou jumped back and started screaming like a little baby.
"MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed and tried to punch tora but tora takes off the gorilla mask and tells him to be quiet or he will wake up the others.
"STUPID TORA DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! WAIT. YOUR NOT DRUNK ARE YOU? YOU DON'T REAK OF ALCOHOL!"
"No. I'm drunk." he said as he pulled shou closer and kissed him. It was probably the weirdest kiss he ever reacheived. And that was from his best friend slash band mate.
"Shou"
He heard his name being called.
"Shou! Hey shou!"
But he didn't react to it.
"WAKE UP!"
A slap across the face woke shou up from his dream.
Saga,hiroto and nao was leaning over him.
They stared at him in a strange way.
Shou tried to get up but couldn't.
"I don't think that tora-shi will let you go that easily. You guys sleept in the bathtub togheter. Thanks to that i couldn't pee"
Nao poked tora very hard so that he woke up.
"Are you two going to be like that for the whole day? I haven't used the toilet since yesterday morning!"
A/N : This sucks.. whatever. So angry at myself. Can't write an ending or anything else. *Sobs*