[pornmas] masterlist/advent calendar 2013
FIVE DAYS LATE BUT LATE IS BETTER THAN NEVER.
After the disaster that was . . . last winter and maybe this entire year . . . I'm going to attempt Pornmas again and go out with a bang! We're going to do the thing! It'll be awesome because it's porn and porn is always awesome! Let's hope this year's is not as much of an unmitigated disaster. We can hope. We can always hope.
The rules are, as always: 1 piece of . . . something containing something that could reasonably be considered porn maybe . . . that's 500+ words every day from now until December 25th. Yeah! At some point, Podmas may unlock, but maybe not idk who the hell knows what I'm doing with my life anymore.
I certainly don't, but I assume everyone and their mother figured that one out. Let's be realistic here: I am a human disaster. But people still like me. Probably because I make them look much better in comparison.
What? Oh. Right. You came for the advent calendar. I've got it covered, I promise.
MERRY WINTER HOLIDAY. I HOPE YOUR FIGGY PUDDING IS DELICIOUS.
25 days of Pornmas
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After the disaster that was . . . last winter and maybe this entire year . . . I'm going to attempt Pornmas again and go out with a bang! We're going to do the thing! It'll be awesome because it's porn and porn is always awesome! Let's hope this year's is not as much of an unmitigated disaster. We can hope. We can always hope.
The rules are, as always: 1 piece of . . . something containing something that could reasonably be considered porn maybe . . . that's 500+ words every day from now until December 25th. Yeah! At some point, Podmas may unlock, but maybe not idk who the hell knows what I'm doing with my life anymore.
I certainly don't, but I assume everyone and their mother figured that one out. Let's be realistic here: I am a human disaster. But people still like me. Probably because I make them look much better in comparison.
What? Oh. Right. You came for the advent calendar. I've got it covered, I promise.
MERRY WINTER HOLIDAY. I HOPE YOUR FIGGY PUDDING IS DELICIOUS.
25 days of Pornmas
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5
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This entry originally posted here. Original entry currently has
comments. :D