Dear WB,
laurenzorz HARRY POTTER COMES OUT IN JULY
kiskafalair OMFG
kiskafalairWE CAN ALL WATCH IT TOGETHER
kiskafalair IN AN IMAX
laurenzorz OMFG
laurenzorz YES
laurenzorz ADFLSHFLHKSF
kiskafalair SDJFHSKDLGHKLFG
laurenzorz LSADLSADBJDLGAL
kiskafalair WE'LL LIKE
kiskafalair GO HOME AFTERWARDS
kiskafalair NO WAIT
kiskafalair WE'LL WATCH IT DRESSED UP AS THE CHARACTERS
kiskafalair AND THEN WANDER TOWN
kiskafalair GOING FROM BAR TO BAR
kiskafalair SCREAMING THE THEME SONG FOR HARRY POTTER
kiskafalair AS IN THE INSTRUMENTAL
kiskafalair SO WE'LL BE LIKE 'DUUUUU DU DUUUUUU DU DUUUU DUN DUNNNNN'
kiskafalair AND PEOPLE WILL STARE
kiskafalair AND WE'LL CACKLE
kiskafalair AND FLY AROUND
kiskafalair SCREAMING UNFORGIVABLES AT CITIZENS
kiskafalair AND THEN STALK ALAN RICKMAN TO HIS HOUSE
kiskafalair AND GO BACK HOME
kiskafalair AND DRINK MORE
laurenzorz YES, THAT IS OUR PLAN OF ACTION
laurenzorz GOOD JORB
kiskafalair UNLESS THEY PUSH THE MOVIE BACK
kiskafalair AGAIN
kiskafalair GOOD JORB
laurenzorz OMG
laurenzorz IF THEY DO
laurenzorz I SWEAR
kiskafalair ILL DIE
laurenzorz I WILL
laurenzorz KILL MYSELF
kiskafalair I KNOW
kiskafalair WE'LL COMMIT TRIPLE SUICIDE
kiskafalair AND OUR NOTE WILL BE
kiskafalair 'THE HP WAIT WAS TOO TRAGIC'
laurenzorz YES!
laurenzorz AND THEN WB WILL BE ALL
laurenzorz 'O SHIT'
kiskafalair MASSIVE SUICIDE THROUGHOUT ENGLAND
kiskafalair EVEN RADCLIFF WILL KILL HIMSELF
kiskafalair LIKE
kiskafalair 'I WANTED TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE. BUT THE WAIT WAS TOO MUCH'
kiskafalair SO THEY'D BE LIKE
kiskafalair 'FUCK'
kiskafalair THEN EMMA WATSON WILL BE LIKE
kiskafalair 'I SECRETLY LOVED DANIEL. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM'
kiskafalair AND KILL HERSELF
laurenzorz THEN RUPERT
kiskafalair AND RUPERT WILL BE LIKE 'I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK AS COWARDLY AS RON'
kiskafalair HBC WOULD LIKE
kiskafalair CACKLE
kiskafalair AND NOT DIE
laurenzorz AND THEN EVERYBODY BUT ALAN RICKMAN WILL DIE
laurenzorz OH AND HBC
laurenzorz OF COURSE
kiskafalair AND TAKE ALAN OUT FOR A DRINK
laurenzorz THEY'D BE CHORTLING IN A BAR
laurenzorz BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY'RE COOL ENOUGH TO GET OTHER FILM ROLES
kiskafalair 'STUPID CHILDREN'
laurenzorz WITH THEIR PINKIES UP
kiskafalair 'PROPERLY, ALAN'
kiskafalair 'YOU TAKE SHOTS WITH YOUR PINKIE UP'
kiskafalair AND THEY'D BE NOMINATED FOR THE 'SURVIVOR EMMY'
kiskafalair THEY MADE A NEW EMMY
laurenzorz IN HONOR OF THEM
kiskafalairYES.
kiskafalairTHE HBCALAN EMMY
laurenzorz THEY'D GET A MOTHERHUMPIN' OSCAR TOO
kiskafalair OH YES THEY WOULD
kiskafalair AND THE FILM WOULD HAVE A GIANT CULT FOLLOWING
laurenzorz WHO WEAR DEATH EATER MASKS
laurenzorz AND CARRY PITCH FORKS
kiskafalair TIM WOULD BE LIKE 'OH HELENA, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU'
kiskafalair AND SHES LIKE 'OH, THATS QUITE FINE. ITS NOT AS IF I KILLED THEM ALL OFF MYSELF *EYES DART*"
kiskafalair MEANWHILE, NEVILLE'S ACTOR 'MYSTERIOUSLY' DISAPPEARED
kiskafalair HBC IS 'HORRIFIED'
kiskafalair BUT THE TRUTH IS, SHE HAS HIM LOCKED UP IN HER CELLAR
kiskafalair TIM WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE HE LIVES IN A SEPARATE HOUSE
kiskafalair AND SHE CACKLES AND RPS THAT SHES BELLA AND FINALLY GOT HER WAY
kiskafalair AND BEGINS TORTURING HIM
kiskafalair WITH THE CRUATIOUS CURSE
laurenzorz AND MAKES A WAND
kiskafalair YES.
laurenzorz WITH LIGHT EFFECTS
kiskafalair OR SHE USES A LAZER
kiskafalair THAT HURTS LIKE FUCK
kiskafalair LIKE A BEA STING
kiskafalair AND DRIVES HIM MAD
laurenzorz OH FUCK
laurenzorz POOR NEVILLE'S ACTOR
kiskafalair I KNOW.
kiskafalair AND HBC'S CHILDREN WILL GROW UP JUST LIKE HER
laurenzorz YES
laurenzorz AND BE SO AWESOME
laurenzorz PEOPLE WILL BE SO JEALOUS
kiskafalair I KNOW.
kiskafalair ALL BECAUSE THEY PUSHED THE MOVIE BACK
kiskafalair SO, THEY BETTER NOT DO IT
laurenzorz YEAH, CUZ IF THEY DO
laurenzorz THOSE CHAIN OF EVENTS
laurenzorz WILL BE HORRIFIC
kiskafalair AND WE WONT LIVE TO SEE THEM
kiskafalair BECAUSE WE'RE DYING FIRST
kiskafalair REMEMBER?
laurenzorz OH YEAH
laurenzorz SHIT
kiskafalair YEAH.
laurenzorz SO IT WOULDN'T AFFECT US MUCH
laurenzorz BUT STILL
kiskafalair FOR THESE REASONS
kiskafalair WB
kiskafalair PLEASE DON'T PUSH THE MOVIE BACK AGAIN
laurenzorz SIGNED,
laurenzorz EVERYONE
kiskafalair AND JESUS.
kiskafalair AMEN
kiskafalair OMFG
kiskafalairWE CAN ALL WATCH IT TOGETHER
kiskafalair IN AN IMAX
laurenzorz OMFG
laurenzorz YES
laurenzorz ADFLSHFLHKSF
kiskafalair SDJFHSKDLGHKLFG
laurenzorz LSADLSADBJDLGAL
kiskafalair WE'LL LIKE
kiskafalair GO HOME AFTERWARDS
kiskafalair NO WAIT
kiskafalair WE'LL WATCH IT DRESSED UP AS THE CHARACTERS
kiskafalair AND THEN WANDER TOWN
kiskafalair GOING FROM BAR TO BAR
kiskafalair SCREAMING THE THEME SONG FOR HARRY POTTER
kiskafalair AS IN THE INSTRUMENTAL
kiskafalair SO WE'LL BE LIKE 'DUUUUU DU DUUUUUU DU DUUUU DUN DUNNNNN'
kiskafalair AND PEOPLE WILL STARE
kiskafalair AND WE'LL CACKLE
kiskafalair AND FLY AROUND
kiskafalair SCREAMING UNFORGIVABLES AT CITIZENS
kiskafalair AND THEN STALK ALAN RICKMAN TO HIS HOUSE
kiskafalair AND GO BACK HOME
kiskafalair AND DRINK MORE
laurenzorz YES, THAT IS OUR PLAN OF ACTION
laurenzorz GOOD JORB
kiskafalair UNLESS THEY PUSH THE MOVIE BACK
kiskafalair AGAIN
kiskafalair GOOD JORB
laurenzorz OMG
laurenzorz IF THEY DO
laurenzorz I SWEAR
kiskafalair ILL DIE
laurenzorz I WILL
laurenzorz KILL MYSELF
kiskafalair I KNOW
kiskafalair WE'LL COMMIT TRIPLE SUICIDE
kiskafalair AND OUR NOTE WILL BE
kiskafalair 'THE HP WAIT WAS TOO TRAGIC'
laurenzorz YES!
laurenzorz AND THEN WB WILL BE ALL
laurenzorz 'O SHIT'
kiskafalair MASSIVE SUICIDE THROUGHOUT ENGLAND
kiskafalair EVEN RADCLIFF WILL KILL HIMSELF
kiskafalair LIKE
kiskafalair 'I WANTED TO SEE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE. BUT THE WAIT WAS TOO MUCH'
kiskafalair SO THEY'D BE LIKE
kiskafalair 'FUCK'
kiskafalair THEN EMMA WATSON WILL BE LIKE
kiskafalair 'I SECRETLY LOVED DANIEL. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT HIM'
kiskafalair AND KILL HERSELF
laurenzorz THEN RUPERT
kiskafalair AND RUPERT WILL BE LIKE 'I DIDN'T WANT TO LOOK AS COWARDLY AS RON'
kiskafalair HBC WOULD LIKE
kiskafalair CACKLE
kiskafalair AND NOT DIE
laurenzorz AND THEN EVERYBODY BUT ALAN RICKMAN WILL DIE
laurenzorz OH AND HBC
laurenzorz OF COURSE
kiskafalair AND TAKE ALAN OUT FOR A DRINK
laurenzorz THEY'D BE CHORTLING IN A BAR
laurenzorz BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY'RE COOL ENOUGH TO GET OTHER FILM ROLES
kiskafalair 'STUPID CHILDREN'
laurenzorz WITH THEIR PINKIES UP
kiskafalair 'PROPERLY, ALAN'
kiskafalair 'YOU TAKE SHOTS WITH YOUR PINKIE UP'
kiskafalair AND THEY'D BE NOMINATED FOR THE 'SURVIVOR EMMY'
kiskafalair THEY MADE A NEW EMMY
laurenzorz IN HONOR OF THEM
kiskafalairYES.
kiskafalairTHE HBCALAN EMMY
laurenzorz THEY'D GET A MOTHERHUMPIN' OSCAR TOO
kiskafalair OH YES THEY WOULD
kiskafalair AND THE FILM WOULD HAVE A GIANT CULT FOLLOWING
laurenzorz WHO WEAR DEATH EATER MASKS
laurenzorz AND CARRY PITCH FORKS
kiskafalair TIM WOULD BE LIKE 'OH HELENA, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU'
kiskafalair AND SHES LIKE 'OH, THATS QUITE FINE. ITS NOT AS IF I KILLED THEM ALL OFF MYSELF *EYES DART*"
kiskafalair MEANWHILE, NEVILLE'S ACTOR 'MYSTERIOUSLY' DISAPPEARED
kiskafalair HBC IS 'HORRIFIED'
kiskafalair BUT THE TRUTH IS, SHE HAS HIM LOCKED UP IN HER CELLAR
kiskafalair TIM WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE HE LIVES IN A SEPARATE HOUSE
kiskafalair AND SHE CACKLES AND RPS THAT SHES BELLA AND FINALLY GOT HER WAY
kiskafalair AND BEGINS TORTURING HIM
kiskafalair WITH THE CRUATIOUS CURSE
laurenzorz AND MAKES A WAND
kiskafalair YES.
laurenzorz WITH LIGHT EFFECTS
kiskafalair OR SHE USES A LAZER
kiskafalair THAT HURTS LIKE FUCK
kiskafalair LIKE A BEA STING
kiskafalair AND DRIVES HIM MAD
laurenzorz OH FUCK
laurenzorz POOR NEVILLE'S ACTOR
kiskafalair I KNOW.
kiskafalair AND HBC'S CHILDREN WILL GROW UP JUST LIKE HER
laurenzorz YES
laurenzorz AND BE SO AWESOME
laurenzorz PEOPLE WILL BE SO JEALOUS
kiskafalair I KNOW.
kiskafalair ALL BECAUSE THEY PUSHED THE MOVIE BACK
kiskafalair SO, THEY BETTER NOT DO IT
laurenzorz YEAH, CUZ IF THEY DO
laurenzorz THOSE CHAIN OF EVENTS
laurenzorz WILL BE HORRIFIC
kiskafalair AND WE WONT LIVE TO SEE THEM
kiskafalair BECAUSE WE'RE DYING FIRST
kiskafalair REMEMBER?
laurenzorz OH YEAH
laurenzorz SHIT
kiskafalair YEAH.
laurenzorz SO IT WOULDN'T AFFECT US MUCH
laurenzorz BUT STILL
kiskafalair FOR THESE REASONS
kiskafalair WB
kiskafalair PLEASE DON'T PUSH THE MOVIE BACK AGAIN
laurenzorz SIGNED,
laurenzorz EVERYONE
kiskafalair AND JESUS.
kiskafalair AMEN