( reminder: this is an example of what is NOT acceptable exam genre )

I'M ATTRACTED TO YOUR FACE AND BODY ( Read more... )

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Drinks were pressed into their hands, and they sat in a bubble of dream-like ease as all around, young and old in embroidered, flouncy peasant clothes, danced strange polka-like jigs to shrill, speedy bazouki-style music. An old woman with a headscarf and a thick accent pinched Lisa's cheek affectionately, smiled from Oliver to her and said, 'In ( Read more... )

IT'S 6AM AND I AM SO OVER YOU ( Read more... )

Tonight (last night?) I read A Clockwork Orange. It was amazing, fascinating. I felt so desperate for Alex. I would quote, but the thing about that book is that it spins a very special web all of its own, and anything taken out of context would lose its especial power. It made me cry, midway, at the lowest point where Alex was so completely debased ( Read more... )

( always3am-ers don't click here - but that's just etoiletoile and hey_murder )

A few days ago someone contacted me on MSN and at first I thought he was a girl! Until I realised that Guillaume is French for William ( Read more... )

I WISH I could see you and talk to you
IN PERSON

and then I might find out you're not so perfect
and then you might even start to annoy me

and then I can stop being a retard

So hey guys!
I just realised why comic books have randomly bolded text.

It represents the inflections in the characters' speech!!

I do it too.
In FACT, right now I'm A PRIME EXAMPLE. because when I type things in a talking tone, I DO THIS. like SO.

wow. THIS was incoherent.

l8er allig8tor