Comments | kiss_my_asprin: Spiffy News, ya'll

kiss_my_asprin

Spiffy News, ya'll

Nov 06, 2005 02:52

In a press statement issued this morning, Avril Lavigne blamed carbohydrates for the drink-fueled weekend of sex crazed girl-on-girl action which has outraged her 273 fans and caused sixteen-year-old cheerleader, Sheryl Spears, to suspend herself from the CN tower in Toronto by her pussy rings in protest ( Read more... )

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goshi November 6 2005, 09:02:40 UTC

This would be more amusing if it was real. :(

kiss_my_asprin November 6 2005, 11:33:25 UTC

Yeah, I know. Sorry.

epictetus_rex November 6 2005, 23:06:59 UTC

Heh heh, you said pussy. I love that word.

kiss_my_asprin November 7 2005, 16:33:26 UTC

I like the word footle, personally. Pussy ain't to bad either.

phunk_blanket November 10 2005, 19:21:54 UTC

are there any chances you can come up to new york city for a saturday

phunk_blanket November 10 2005, 19:22:02 UTC

/weekend

kiss_my_asprin November 12 2005, 09:07:37 UTC

Certainly there are chances. I have no fucking idea when, though.

from nicole anonymous November 18 2005, 13:30:19 UTC

soooo i figured i'd drop a bomb on your blog site, since its been a considerably long time. i am, however, in no smashing mood to make up a senseless story, so i'll talk about the gum im chewing. its cinnamon. yes, cinnnamon. and i've been chewing it for about 6 hours. yes, six hours. and it happens to be eclipse gum. yes, eclipse gum. oh, and i stole it from my friend, but she let me. anyway, im off to a party tonight, will have proper fun for you, and will talk to you soonles.
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