COMMUNIST TRANSFORMERS SWEEP THE NATION and hickies

[kiss_my_asprin]

I get assigned a project in english where I'm supposed to advertize a new product as part of our consumerism unit. Here is the result of such an assignment.

Comments

[kineticbagel]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

p.s. "hickey" is spelled h-i-c-k-e-y (it's my math teacher's last name)

[propsforgrama]

A+

communism in schools

[anonymous]

The Inherent Communist Nature of Schools

Re: communism in schools

[englishpigdog]

I'm glad I chose not to read that.

Re: communism in schools

[kiss_my_asprin]

I'm presuming that was Kyle. Just for those of you who were interested.

Crazy, ya heard.

-Martyr of vagabondage and such,
Sushi

asdfodsafioagopk

[anonymous]

commenting...

from nicole

[anonymous]

im sitting write next to you and we're stuffing pringles into our faces, we just came back from a german luxury cruiser, we fly fished, and also watched some flying fishes. we were on the cruiser because we were kidnapped by marauding spanish octopi, who took us to their headquarters next to the tissue factory. they treated us for strep throat, because we were suffering from extreme flesh pains, after the octopi were done with us, they handed us over to some sheep herders...(sasha is farting)...somewhere in pakistan where we thrived on goat milk and guano, guano because we at first were living in a cave where we found E.T. the ecclesiastical terrier who could do some very impressive tricks, such as eat flesh with a fork and blow bubbles through his nose, though once we were taken out of the cave and walked out of pakistan, we were at once abducted by aliens who did some ....interesting......experiments that had to do with hair folicules, and after they were done, they dropped us in a field outside ann's house, and so we were so