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[kiss_my_chachas]

i had a minor heart attack yesterday. i was walking outside to go to my car. as usual. as a step outside the door and lizard jumps onto my foot. i was wearing flip flops by the way. the plot thickens ladies and gentlemen. i am deathly afraid of lizards. completely terrified. a whole 2 secs after the lizard jumps on my foot. minuit jumps on

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[kookoolikesrice]

i hate lizards too:o( haha im glad im not you.

...my karma is going to bite me in the ass next time i go outside, isnt it?

[camelwax]

ay, pobrecita

[nasty_naughty]

that's so fucking hilarious.