♩♪♫♬ 海賊博士

[kissdepussy]

EEEEH, LIKE I'D LET THIS PAAAAASS! KIWI BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNS! BUUUUUUUUGGER!

As an official pirate Doctor Gunji expert, it has come to my attentive eyes that the captain does not have a WOODEN LEG! Nor has extra space in his eye-socket... not even a pet, how tha hell would he have a parrot? A paaarrot? We cant have a boss with all eyes, legs, free

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[caffinatekillua]

Ultimatum.

[kissdepussy]

Transformers, tsssh.

[picturin]

I am the captain, and I say you suck will not try to tear off my body parts.

[picturin]

But I don't want them off me.

[kissdepussy]

THEN NO CAPTAIN SIR FOR YOU, BUUGER!

[kissdepussy]

Yeees, yeees! Whatever should we do, Nurse? ~~

[kissdepussy]

Ooooh, you're riiight! That white color is sooo, soo duuull.... Captain should be our first, honor guest, eheh! ~~

[doubleppk]

Real pirates do not have peg legs. Some do have hooks though. Also, real pirates don't have parrots they have pigeons. Marines have parrots. And the eye patch is to help see in the dark and fool your enemies into THINKING you only have one eye when you actually have 2.

1/3

[kissdepussy]

2/3

[kissdepussy]

[kissdepussy]

Hyahahah, those bastaaaards! They really know how ta do the plaaay!

AWEEEESOME! That way I can still cut one of his hands out and put a shinny new hook on it... not as cool but... sooo cooool...

[utskushiinanami]

Okay, I was wrong about the ship of assassins bit, you guys clearly escaped a special institution.

[kissdepussy]

Special GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME, dolly.