THE CAKE WAS A LIIIIE

[kissdepussy]

 So I left Papa and came back. Buuuuuut...! This time I didn't come alooone! Iahahah, seems like the old fart couldn't keep it up on Igura without meeee! Fine fine. it's fun having Jiji around 'nyways.

We saw this big shiny shiny boat at the docks for us, right? Still it won't move! Maybe we has to get a new motor gadget-y thingy tah make it work

Comments

[doubleppk]

Hot-wire it? Depending the locking mechanism it should be approximately the same as a car.

[kissdepussy]

......Hot whut?
I dun get a thing bout boats... It was the yellow mittens that said so on the other post threat thing.

[doubleppk]

Do you know nothing about cars either? How did you ever manage to steal one in the first place?

Look, you got any pictures of the helm-area? That's the steering wheel.

[kissdepussy]

Miss Man here sounds like a punk, eh?

Jiji was supposed tah take care of it but the old geezer is patheeeetic... Could I get someone to take many many pics?

[picturin]

...go to town. Hire a mechanic.

Make him fix your ship and then kill him.

[kissdepussy]

AAAAAAH, SO HARSSSSH LITTLE BUGGER!

[picturin]

That's what you always do, right?

[kissdepussy]

OOOOOOOOOH?

[kissdepussy]

I get boooored, jiji.

[kissdepussy]

Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz, ya talk like I'm the only one having fun, ol' man!

[caffinatekillua]

You sound like a moron.

[kissdepussy]

HOY HOOOY! At least only souuund like one! N you're muuuch to talk, brat.

[caffinatekillua]

Yeah, clearly it's not just you souding like one. Are you mentally retarded or something?

[kissdepussy]

Cleeeeareeee-ly, no one'd care if ya went missing. Not physically retarded for sure, ya elf!