FACTOID (series) 5 [also late]

[kissesxorlies]

Here's a big spill, because I keep forgetting to do two in one day:

I hate shoes,
I lather-rinse-repeat,
I'm afraid of hospitals,
I usually break the speed limit
by at least 8 mph but always
use my turn signals and call anyone
going too slow or even too fast
without signaling a cocksuckerI have no concept of time

Comments

[knubbe_dirk]

oh good jesus, nothing is more satisfying than dropping a deuce. Its even more satisfying when you can stand back and gaze upon it with a proud smirk and say "good god that came out of me?!" and everyone that drives to slow/makes you miss a light/doesnt signal/rides one side of the lane IS with out a doubt a cocksucker. <3