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[kissing_romance]

so basically, i got busted for 'stealing' my moms car last night.
i'd like to say I borrowed it.
[without permission]

um then today i cut my tounge open and bled a river.

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[loveisthescene]

how the heck did you cut your tounge like that?

[kissing_romance]

I'm skilled.
actually i dont know.
i bit down really hard like a retard and sliced open the side of my tounge.

[____my_oblivion]

EWW WTF Jessica!?
Lolz.
you got your computer back!?

Hahaha damnnnnnnnnnn the other night was CRRRAAAAZZZYYYY.

I still say you tell your mom it was my fault!

[kissing_romance]

yes i did!
and no we're okay now
and yes it was crazyyyy
lol