Fantasies of annihilation

Dec 03, 2006 12:13

The girl who lives above us has an addiction. Unfortunately, for this type of addiction I don't know if there are any support groups. It would be much simpler if there were, because I think a few helpful pamphlets stuffed under her door would be a much nicer intervention than screaming "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, TURN THAT THING OFF!!!" and slamming ( Read more... )

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I sooo get it... qeonos December 3 2006, 21:07:22 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAAA....

I'm not laughing at your misery- I'm laughing because our old upstairs neighbor, Rose, used to do the same thing. It was mind numbing. It made me crazy. She knew it bothered us, too- So she would do it more if she was upset with us for whatever reason(usually blaming us for something someone else did). She was one crazy bird. At all times of the day, too. She would do it as early as 6 a.m., as late as midnight. Right above our heads. I heard she got booted shortly after we moved out, and I saw her on the 85 once... I wonder where she moved to?
;)
If you ever get a good look at this lady, and she has crazy eyes- Pale milky blue, one eye crossed inwards, and a bad case of nystagmus(when the eyes google around alot- involuntary movement of the eyes) and she often wears hats. Carries on loud conversations with herself, for hours. Dresses like she has money, but never pays rent on time. Most obnoxious laugh you will ever hear- Like a cross between a cackle & a guffaw. That's Rose.
Anyway- eck- the bad

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Re: I sooo get it... kissingamemory December 4 2006, 14:51:16 UTC
I've heard a bit about your old neighbour and she sounds like quite the...challenge. From your vivid description, she also sounds frightening! Now you guys don't have to deal with any upstairs or downstairs neighbours, yay for houses!

Vacuum girl is the same girl who (I believe) is responsible for the noise complaint that one night...So you can vacuum a million times a day and my friends and I can't stay up screaming and yelling till 4 am? Jeeeez.

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star_seed December 4 2006, 00:03:56 UTC
haha today I cut braidens hair and vaccuumed it up. All I could think of was this post and wondered if I was pissing the lady off downstairs! ha Goodluck with the crazy lady. Count me in for one ticket to the dual

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kissingamemory December 4 2006, 14:53:33 UTC
There's nothing wrong with vacuuming -- it's OBSESSIVE vacuuming that is annoying. Bah! Hehe, funny that you thought of this.

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jonathan_v December 4 2006, 14:23:33 UTC
Isn't it obvious? How could you be so blind?

http://www.consumerist.com/assets/2006/06/vacuum.jpg

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kissingamemory December 4 2006, 14:48:41 UTC
HAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!

Why didn't I think of that? It's the only sensible explanation. Thanks Jon :)

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