Bad day

[kissisneversafe]

as you all know Major died, last night. He was the man and I guess this is me giving him my respects. I called my pal and roomate stevey d and he was shocked. Steve if your reading this i'm sorry and he was the an awesome guy. One last good thing at lenape. The first thing I though of when I heard the news was Steve, my brother ,ean, and my

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[thesestarsabove]

you're a riot

oldie but goodie

[anonymous]

All right, all right I'll ask her. Miss, miss, Do you know where the high school girls hang out around here? What? What? That's right, I'm the asshole

[anonymous]

no, no i got it max. The per diem thats for me i keep that. Cardiff giant, thats who i'm with, i wrote that down, there. I've got my beeper here, and the extra battery, just in case. Of course I won't mention your name, but when i get back, we'll hang out socially. So the next time i see you will be at social event.

NOt a vaughn line, but a classic nonetheless

[anonymous]

then we'll have to steal a car, and this idea i do not back down from............What a lemon! One minute it's running like a top, and the next it's broken down on the side of the road. And I can't fix a car like this, because I don't have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don't know if I could fix a car like this!

feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll

[anonymous]